Starting my 24 hour literal graveyard shift at the cemetary soon. How is everyone?

Starting my 24 hour literal graveyard shift at the cemetary soon. How is everyone?

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I'm ok thanks, user.
Doing what exactly?

what eggsactly does one do for 24 hours at an cemetery? gravedigger problems?

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Just "security" mostly from the barn like office while I browse on the wifi.

Cool. Can we get more details? Like how big is this cemetery? Why does it need security? Do you have much vandalism, drunk kids etc?

Fairly large for a suburb of a large city. Every cemetary needs security for yes, mostly dumb kids. I have a salaried job but saw an ad for this job and figured it would be interesting extra money while I'm bored.

So is this your first shift? Or if you've done it before any stories?

I'm not sure that all cemeteries have security. There are two near me that are unattended overnight. Or at least they were back when I was younger and edgier.

I've been doing this since may, since my job was officially quarantined. And there's security, but nobody who really cares. We mostly just do what I'm doing right now I'd guess. I applied on a whim out of boredom and they're actually paying me to shitpost in their office.

And for stories, scared some dumb kids. The good one was a mentally ill old man looking for his long dead mother. That was kind of eerie I guess.

>24 hour
No sleep?

You gon rape the corpses?
discord gg/jEESXE

LUCKY

Nope. Not really that hard when you're unsupervised and paid cash unsupervised under an alias because this is a dirty business.

Do you ever have have God tier nightwalks? If so, what do you listen to?

Hows your necromancy coming along?

Not good. I think I made a mistake a mistake and necromancy is causing senseless riots in our major cities.

You tried to do necromancy but did negromancy instead by accident

Are the graves filling up with Covid-19 victims?

No I live in a relatively well behaved white city. That's why I saw this as easy money.

dead.

Did you see the movie "Pet Sematary"?

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No? Dead people are dead? And vandals are easily scared kids.

Yesn. Why?

I thought it was well-done.

Ok there was a car accident with a car pulling g out from the cemetary to the main road . I'll definitely be inconvenienced. Fuck.

dont go fucking the corpses. they'll know. they'll know.

I'm not, I just accept a reasonable sale and go to wawa

wawa? fuck you fellow east coaster.

I like my sausage egg and cheese on a bagel

who the fuck gets sausage. its bacon or bust nigguh. BACON OR BUST.

I get bacon on the side and add what I want. I have have stocked chik fil a sauce at home for the real sandwich

Imagine sitting in the office and some one knocks in your window. It would be so cool.

Are you going to watch horror films or play games like resident evil or silent hill

thats fucking awesome. cemeteries are unironically cozy

That film was so shit the baby kills that man. So coming back from the dead makes you stronger. All really dumb plots. Like the cat dies why not go buy an identical cat and pass it of as the dead one or tell the kids the cat ran away and get a new one. Also why didn't they build a fence if there's a traffic near by everything in that film is just terrible

fuck you for having wawa. u a florida bro or new jersey/philly? i miss their fried chickn sandwich and their lemonade.

Great review, Mister Ebert.

NJ. Thanksgiving brings the goat Turkey bowl.