Long story short she's coming over in 15 mins and I'm pretty certain we'll do le sexy time. My question is : do I have to put some music in the background? Every amateur tape and camshow I've seen has some playlist in the background. Help me bros....I don't wanna look like a virgin
Long story short she's coming over in 15 mins and I'm pretty certain we'll do le sexy time...
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Put on Ram Ranch in the background on repeat. It'll really set the mood, OP
Literally any other moment in time this would've been funny but I'm panicking here bro
yeah try some deathcore and then match with the speed of the bass drums
Prepare an alpha playlist:
>All Star
>Cotton eye Joe
>Alabama nigger
>Spongebob Theme
Rinse and repeat
Yeah, I'd put on some music.
Just find a "chill electronic" playlist and that should be ambient enough without being obnoxious.
Good luck, brother.
You'll be fine. You're just getting into your own head. She really isn't going to care if there's music playing or not. It's your call
you don't have to, but it does help set the mood.
start with this
youtube.com
and go from there
Just throw some lowest common denominator shit on in the background at low volume. It has never seemed out of place in any setting I've been in.
More seriously prepare a playlist with songs such as careless whisper. YouTube is full of those "romantic" playlists
Honestly dude, you're going to struggle to get hard & even if you do, you'll mentally struggle & you'll lose your erection and apologise to her & then both sit there awkwardly until she decides to go home & never speak to you again.
God this board really is underage central, fucken redditor summerfags
This
put on some raunchy bukkake video
Just follow these and you're good to go.
What are you even going on about you colossal faggot? Those were classic btard type of answers you stupid nigger.
That's called being fun you absolute nigger
Careless whisper
I stand with the other user.. Ramranch, show her you're a man of culture.
>music
user really struck a nerve huh faggots
No, you don't need music in the background.
>Prepare an alpha playlist:
>>All Star
>>Cotton eye Joe
>>Alabama nigger
>>Spongebob Theme
if you dont find this funny then you should def log off the retirement home wifi and get to bed its already 5 PM !
Pop a hydrocodone 7.5/325 and when she arrives, offer her one too. You can get them from granma.
>le sexy time
Reddit was pretty sweet in 2012
>delusional
whatever helps you get through the day i guess but remember exit bag is a thing
Put some lowfi in the background and you're good to go, gl user
This
yeah he struck a nerve
play any album by Sebastien Tellier, you'll be balls deep before you know it young padawan
retrospective trolling is not a thing no matter how much you want it to be
>hurr i was only pretending
we had that a few years ago you are literally a meme
keep it coming, I love it user