Want some McDonalds

>Want some McDonalds
>Sign up to Ubereats to have it delivered
>Enter phone number
>Now it wants my e-mail
>Enter e-mail
>Now it wants my first and last name
>Enter them
>Press continue
>It asks for my e-mail again, but wants me to write it where I wrote my first name
>I do that
>Oh but now I don't have a first name
>This goes on and on like this for 20 minutes
>It wants me to put my first name and e-mail, in the same because without one rubbing out the other
>I can't have a Big Mac until I break the laws of fucking physics
Literal brown Indian monkeys coded this site.

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Fuck indians.
I had a university programming class as part of my major, even though I'm not doing CS. Pretty standard stuff, just some C. It was fucking unbearable because the unintelligible retarded fucking chimp indian halfnigs the university hires for diversity points can't fucking speak English, and are shit programmers who can't teach. Basically had to teach myself.

I can't process what's happening though; I literally can't sign up because of a fucking sign up paradox loop. Literally how the fucking did this happen. Like, website coders press test before they publish, right?

I wrote because instead of 'box' because I am fucking boggled, throttled and astonished by this level of fuckery. What is happening here, I just want a fucking burger, lads.

>wanted some mcdonalds

>the american continues to prove his country is fat and lazy by wanting it delivered by uber eats instead of walking his fatass down to the mcdonalds and buying it

Normal people do. Indians don't.
One of the indian 'teachers' in my uni class literally could not figure out how codeblocks works. I had to install it for them on the first day of class. And then I had to basically go behind their back and translate their unintelligable indian babble and spaghetti code so the rest of the class knew what the assignment was. Then I had to tell them how to do it, because the 'solution' given by the indian literally did not work because he obviously didn't know C.

FUCK INDIANS.

I'm Irish. But at least we know y'hate the yanks.

>Thinks McDonald's front door is open during COVID season
>Only the delivery side is open
>Only cars are getting in and out
>Thinks this is exclusive to Ireland

Just stop. Just stop now and save what little face you have left. You thought I was an American, just because you seen the word McDonalds.

Embarrassing.

I'm getting a headache wondering how you code a fucking sing up paradox loop because the part that hurts my heart the most is the coder absolutely did this by accident.

>im irish

doesnt matter,you clearly live in america

>exclusive to ireland

1.uber eats is american

2.only americans call it covid

3.only fat americans eat mcdonalds


sorry kid,you can stop pretending to live in ireland now

I absolutely do not. I live in Ireland. I literally live in Ireland. I am literally currently located in Ireland.

D-do you think Uber Eats or Uber as a brand is U.S. exclusive? Oh.. my.. fuck, you do, don't you?

You are so fucking embarrassing. WE HAVE UBER IN IRELAND TOO YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

Ireland calls it COVID as well. Are you autistic?

OP isn'tt even joking, had the same shit happen to me.

>are you autistic

no,literally the only country in the entire world that calls it covid is america.like i said,you can stop pretending to live in ireland now,also.why are you eating fucking mcdonalds in ireland? they dont have any decent fast food places there so you have to eat garbage like mcdonalds?

Firstly, pic related.

Secondly.
>www2.hse.ie/coronavirus/
Please stop, I'm begging you.

Save what little face you have left.

Why would I joke about something that could be proven and tested?

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>pic related

whatever,i stopped caring about google a long time ago.i just think its funny foreign countrys make fun of americans for being fat and eating mcdonalds when you drunk irish retards are eating it to

>im being a newfag and no one can stop me
Youre a fucking retard dude

??? Is this lad having a full on fight with himself or what because I literally never asked ???

Take yer fucking meds and get off me thread.

just look up the code diaper

>the code diaper

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>Looked it up
Brilant.

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fuck off eurotrash,nobody cares about your opinion.get raped by a muslim like your shit hole country is

I went from American larping as an Irish to finally being accepted as a eurofag in 10 minutes.

A journey. Take your meds, tranny.

I can't help you mate. I ordered McDonald's breakfast last Saturday because the wife wanted it. I just followed the instructions and got my delivery 23 minutes later. Have you got someone with you who isn't a deadset munter? Ask them.

I understood all of that until you said deadset munter. What's that?

why do eurotrash order mcdonalds,but then call americans fat for doing the same thing?

Why do you have an obsession with me? You're the same fella,because,when,you,type,you,don't,space,you,autistic,fuck

Gets you caught each time. Twat.

>fella

not the same,im not a faggot like you

"fella"

hope your uber eats comes with a side of aids next time

>Is literally obsessed with derailing the thread
I hope you get help, I really do.

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Full on spacka?

You're speaking complete gibberish, thank you.

Pardon, did you mean to write 'SpackER' to me?

Underrated post
Mfw I read that also

Why do americans go to school in english their entire life but can't put a space after a comma?

He's the lad that's done nothing but shit on the U.S. since he entered, he's an ESL.

>Moving the goalposts
You're giving me legitimate secondhand embarrassment

1. You're not me.
2. I don't need defending.