would you?
Would you?
Mason White
Oliver Taylor
dubs logged
throat clogged
William Ward
>the crazy again
story suggested by F H Thome
and the boy was walking with the ball in the beggining
Blake Cook
Yes, yes I would suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx asshole. I also want all of the log posters (it's not just one person) to fuck me (male). I repeat, I want them to fuck me!
Luis Watson
No, no I would not. A pocket sized Andy climbed into my beard a couple of weeks ago and I can't get him out. If I want a log I'll just pluck one from my whiskers.
Cooper Hall
Austin Ross
Evan Cruz
Carson Rodriguez
Robert Carter
For me, it's the McLogen. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McLogen sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McLogen sauce packets and they gave me Sixx. I sai
d, "Wow, Sixx for free!" and the nice friendly McLoggle's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 6-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 6-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me Sixx packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McLoggle's restaurant, I go there at least 6 times a week for lunch and a large iced diarrhea with squirts instead of cream, 6-6 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe Sixx times for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great Log that is steamy, creamy, and oh so dreamy.
I even dip my fries in McLogen sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Benjamin James
Oliver Barnes
Josiah Bennett
Nathan Morgan
Andrew Morales
Christian Torres
grow up
Jason White
Is it just me?
Sometimes alone from night to night you find yourself rummaging around in your neighbor's yard? The one with the huge dog, a German shepherd or perhaps some sort of mastiff.
You root around in the grass until you find a fresh, enormous log of it's shit and quickly stuff it in a brown paper bag you carry around just for this purpose. You stole it from a passed out bum next to the liquor store on 5th and Pacific.
You're constantly looking over your shoulder, making sure you weren't spotted.
You make it back to your dungeon and then the fun begins.
Your lair is covered in BVB merchandise. You have more hot topic goth emo trash than hot topic.
And there in the middle of it all you spread out on the floor and close your eyes.
The bag is heavy and still warm as you lift it over your head and close your eyes. You imagine Andrew DENNIS Biersack... (Andy SIxx for you newfag idiots) rubbing his tummy wummy and slidding down his leather skin-tight jeans.
*BRAAAP*
A greasy black nigger of a fart screams from the puckered lips of his manpussy.
The fantasy is so vivid the hair stands up on the back of your neck. You swear you can almost hear him.
"Open wide, fucker", he grins. His emo chains and piercings jingle as he squats over your whore throat.
You start to squeeze the bag.
*PRRRRRT*
"Ah fuck", he croons. "I ate some improperly handled shellfish products".
With a plop the hot loaf hits the back of your throat.
You know it's not the real thing but it's close enough.
The monolithic dung rod pummels your uvula and just when you're about to poom your stepdad comes down the stairs to do his laundry and starts to sperg out.
"user what in the fuck is wrong with you", he shills and you tell him to fuck off. He tells you he's going to tell your mom and you tell him to kiss your ass. He tells you to get a job and you tell him there are none and it's silent now because you both know it's true.
It it just me?
Jaxson Myers
Nolan Gomez
Jose Sullivan
Xavier Lewis
Sebastian Turner
Yeah, nigga. Gib dem logs.
Cameron Howard
Jace Gonzalez
Caleb Bennett
Christopher Kelly
But we keep siffing and tryin hard to defeat and become powerful. That is why we addicted.
We addict not only for the high and also for the fantasy of our power. This is what i experienced from sniffing for the past 5 years.
The power of logs.
Parker Diaz
Camden Nelson
Oliver Hill
Lincoln Wright
Logan Baker
Milhouse is a meme more than this ever was. And Milhouse will NEVER be a meme.
Henry Evans