ITT: SECRETS - CONFESSIONS - DEGENERACY - INCEST - RETARDED OPINIONS - WORKPLACE INCIDENTS

ITT: SECRETS - CONFESSIONS - DEGENERACY - INCEST - RETARDED OPINIONS - WORKPLACE INCIDENTS

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I’m a voyeur, I portray myself as the perfect friend. I’ve spied on all of hot girls I know. Includes friends wives, and wife’s side of the family.

I dress up as a sissy slut and find men to humiliate me on grindr. have a fantasy of being recognized one of these times.

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When I was in my mid 20’s I slept with a lot of teen girls who worked under me when I was shift leader.

i have no particularly interesting thing about me. i am a secondary character in my own life. i wake up, do the things i need to do and i go to sleep.

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I was at Barnes and Noble on Saturday. The cashier was cute and she commented she read another entry in the series of a book I was purchasing. I clammed up and looked at the counter the whole time without saying a word. I didn't even want to ask her out, just keep the conversation going. My therapist is going to be disappointed

I work public sector in the shittiest district, meaning I get shit pay but do three times as much work. The district has been up our ass about getting shit done because of the pandemic despite our reduced work force. The thought of losing my job makes me want to kill myself as I'd rather die than live with the shame of being a NEET. The only reason I haven't blown my brains out is it would ruin my mom's life

I wrote a romance novel to simulate the experience of having a girlfriend. So far only.my therapist has read it. She pretty much knows it's a power fantasy starring a blatantly obvious self insert.

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Ive sucked my best friend off a few different times when we were younger and every time we hang out I just wanna do it again

You would make a perfect Light Novel author.

So like pretty much every other romance novel? Don't feel so bad.

A bit of a weird and milder one. I'm most likely going to have to fire a girl who works on my team later this week, doubt she expects it coming. She's an 8/10 and the power trip is making my dick hard

>Just moved into the neighborhood with wife and kids
>A couple weeks in, wife stops putting out. I have my suspicions obviously I start to get horney as fuck.
>Notice the neighbor girl. 18, tall, brunette, still lives with her parents. Loves to chat. We flirt occasionally. Looks fucking sexy in a bikini. Looks kinda like pic related
>Wife going away for a couple weeks on a "business trip". Kinda glad when she leaves
>Flirting with the neighbor girl. Invite her over for wine, she accepts.
>Put the kids to bed. Neighbor girl arrives, dressed in tight short shorts and a tight shirt.
>Pour her a tall glass, move her to the couch.
>We continue to flirt. She finishes her wine. We're sitting super close now. I make my move.
>We're making out. I run my had through her hair as I begin to kiss down her neck.
>I pull her shirt off. She's wearing a tank underneath. I continue kissing her neck.
>She responds by unbuttoning her shorts. I grab them and pull them off. I then proceed to kiss up her soft shaved leg.
>She grabs at my pants and unbuttons my jeans. I push my pants and underwear to the floor, letting my hard dick pop out
>She gasps at its girth and I move it up to her face. She greedly starts sucking it.
>I then grab the elastic of her panties and pull them down. Kissing around her crotch before deciding to move this party to the bedroom.
>I then lay her on her belly on my bed and then proceed to kiss her ass cheeks
>I spread her cheeks and taste her butthole. She groans in delight.
>"Do you have lube, user?" She asks. I go over to the dresser and grab my collection of flavored lube. She picks strawberry.
>I've never done anal before. My dick continues to harden at the thought.
>I put some around her ass pucker and push my finger in. It fits so tight!
>I then bring my dick up and slap it against her asscheeks. She lifts her ass up to me and gets into doggy position.
>I slowly slide inside, it's so tight I can push in so deep!

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>She starts moaning and I lean forward to bit her neck. She blushes, I can tell she's turned on
>I start to thrust harder and harder. My nutsack begins to slap against her.
>I grab her little female sissy penis with one hand and start jacking it.
>I grab her tank and pull it down with the other, her padding drops out onto the bed.
>Thrusting at full tilt, my nut sack slapping hard against her female testicles feels so hot!
>"Ugh... Daddy!!" She moans my dick suddenly starts to slide in and out easier.
>"I'm gonna squirt!" She moans as her female penis starts to loose a golden shower on my bed. Such a turn on!
>I'm about to cum I start jacking her penis harder, pee flys everywhere as she empties her bladder
>Ugh! We both moan as we cum together. I empty my nuts deep inside her colon and she lets out long ropes of cum onto the bed
>I then pull out. My sausage is now chocolate covered. The smell fills the room. It's pretty hot.
>I notice that some of her brownie batter has some red in it. Looks like she was bleeding a little
>Panicked I ask if she's ok. "It feels a little sore but I'm fine"
>"It's alright user. Actually it's kind of hot... like you... popped my cherry or something" she said with a little bit of a grin
>I then collapse next to her and into a pool of shit piss blood and cum. We cuddle in the mess we made.
>I happen to look towards the bedroom door. My jaw drops in muted horror.
>My 5 year old is standing there. Stairing. He then gets a confused look on his face.
>"Daddy, why is your weenie all poopy?" He asks.
>I just lie there, not sure what to do. All I can think of is to go up to my son, tell him to go back to bed and close the door and lock it.
>I shut the light off and we go back to cuddling. Eventually we drift off to sleep, embraced in eachother's arms.

Details?

What details do you want?

I used to suck off my roomate in college. I have straight relationships, but ever since him I obsess about sucking dicks

Why is she being fired? Is she a bitchy feminist cunt?

I don't think so. She's been on thin ice for a while, mostly not showing up for days on end and passing excuses via others that we figured out to be bullshit.

I sent a bunch of erotic screenshots from the cuties movie to be printed as posters at walmart in a co workers name

My girlfriend is only 24 and has slept with over 700 guys and sucked over 1,500 dicks

to smear them? or are they for you?

When I was in high school I learned New Age healing methods and used it to get women (often twice my age, often in relationships, but all of them hot as fuck) to have sex with me.

At once?

that's almost unbelievable...a lot of dick

In a row? Try not to suck anydick on your way through the parking lot.

Yeah she started when she was 13 and was the class slut

>class slut
Oh god, do I have pleasant memories of mine.

She says in 8th grade she pretty much blew every guy in her homeroom

0/10

I got a cute, chubby girl pregnant at an anime con last year.
Her boyfriend (now fiance) is the skinniest, dorkiest weeb ever, so I think they'll figure out it's not his when the baby grows up to be not a huge loser.

But probably not.

I've had a three way sexual relationship with both of my sisters.

I’m involved in a romantic/sexual relationship with my younger brother’s ex. It began pretty much immediately after he dumped her and escalated very quickly. It’s damaging both of our (admittedly shitty) family lives but it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Pic related

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