What's the best NEET job out there, Zig Forums?
By neet job I mean something that pays at least minimum wage and requires barely any effort. Preferably something online.
I have a friend who works as a night shift security guard and it seems the stereotype of a guard taking a nap in a cctv room isn't that far from reality.
I've seen plenty of other anons on here like this. I'm getting tired of working retail. Any advice?
I'm also curious.
I'm pretty retarded and can't learn new stuff easily so if I could find a job that's boring and repetitive with little social interaction I think I'd be set
I make $2k/month from my website and the Amazon affiliate program. 3% per transaction baby.
Tell me more user
Living in rural areas are pretty good. if you get in somewhere like a park doing state work. people come with the seasons and the people you work with are pretty exclusive. Job security is great and the public are few and far between
I do live in a rural area so i guess I'll take note of that
bump. another neet here, also curious.
become a faggot and draw furry porn, no joke. those fuckers get 500$ for drawing a furry getting gangraped. And your annonymus
I would seriously do something like this but I can't draw for shit and I'm not good enough of a snake oiler to sell people an ms paint abortion
go to rule 34 and scroll down the most recent. the majority of fur art there is literally trash, im sure you can do the same
How do you get people to hire you for that?
that doesn't mean people make money off of it
Develop a website (on Wordpress) in an uncompetitve niche. Choose keywords with high buyer intent (ie: best x for y), write articles based on the keyword and build some backlinks so Google will rank your site in it's search engine results page.
So far today I've made $65 and did no work whatsoever. Most of the content I use is outsourced because I'm too lazy to write it.
Truck driving. If you're at least smart enough to get the license you're all set. It's a fairly easy and enjoyable job.
If you're into computers, Apple is always hiring remote tech support advisors.
Multiple hiring agencies like Kelly Services, Concentrix, and Conduent hire for Apple. They train you and everything and you just take calls from the comfort of your own home. Its been pretty fucking cool tbh.
FYI this is not as easy as it sounds. Good luck finding a profitable product that has less than 100 sites doing this exact same method
How about doing something you like for money?
Invest in full body tracking VR, make an avatar to pose as and do Youtube videos.
The whole job is basically niche research. Get good enough at it and it's incredibly profitable.
"all you need to do to make money is spend thousands of dollars"
That's not a problem if you'd do it for fun. Your PC is probably an item in the same category.
There is a problem taking on a NEET job.
You're eventually going to come to a fork in your life where you want to grow. (Usually in your 30s).
A job that requires nothing and offers nothing will hold you back to the point that when you reach that period in your life that you feel it needs a purpose, you won't be able to do what you want and you'll fucking hate yourself for wasting your life not even caring about getting there.
Do your future self a favor. Give a fuck about you, now.
The problem is bot having the money you dipshit
Jeez how privileged are you??
Just do your job lazy faggot.
Sure, an enjoyable career is one way people give their life purpose. Nothing wrong with that. But that's only one path.
I know watching anime and playing vidya all day isn't going to satisfy me in the long term. I do a great deal of both but I do get out of the house and my social life is so much better than it used to be.
I've already been past the "life is meaningless" stage of my development. I know exactly what I'm getting into.
If you get a job you're not a NEET. There's no such thing as a NEET job.
Night shift security guard is a great job if you have another job that requires a computer. I work in /3/ and I work as a night shift security guard. Basically sit at my desk working on my computer and then getting up for a walk when I need a break and doing a patrol of the site. My brother took classes in computer programming online while working as a night shift security guard and he owns his own tech company now.
>NEET
>Job
Pick one.
I also might know who they fuck you're talking about. Maybe, maybe not.
I realize it's an oxymoron but that's the best way to describe it
I have a few years of experience with coding. It's mostly on and off self taught stuff so I'm definitely not the best at it but I suppose I'd be willing to do it to get paid.
What's the best way to get hired or get started with freelance stuff?
while we're at it, any way of just getting quick cash online? it doesn't have to a lot. not a full time job like OP is asking, i think.
Depends on how much you want. If you just need a gift card or something you can grind on a site like swagbucks in your spare time.