WWYD to my wife?

Bring her aboard a Japanese whaling vessel

Here’s a glimpse of her sexy ass

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MAN THE HARPOONS MATEYS

Cut it and sell its chunks to chink restaurants

Roll it back into the ocean

She needs a real mans cock like mine

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Have her ride my cock whilst I suck on her fat tiddies

Britfag detected

Aw Vaush fuck. There's already one meme with your wife in it. (shudders)

First she was your mom but now you're saying she's your wife which one is it faget

Do her up the ass, then look in the mirror at the waste of oxygen in front of me, wondering where I went wrong in life to sink this low.

No one posts nudes of their mom. Are you retarded?

Put her on a treadmill

Smash I love fatties

perform a liposuction

throw a spear and harvest the whale oil.

put her out of her misery

Give her a jar of cookies

make the finest perfume from her vomit, and turn the rest of her into soap

I would ask her to kindly put her clothes back on.

I'd throw her on her back, push her legs up, penetrate her with my 8" cock and slap her belly while calling her my fuckpig
Then, a few minutes in, I would be like "are you hungry AGAIN?" and force feed her

Then, with her mouth full of junk food, I would pull out and add cum frosting to the half chewed mess in her bloat hole

Donate her to the tiger sanctuary

Let her earn money by being a camwhore for all sort of perversions. Take the money and fuck slim sluts in front of her and degrade her.

I would man the harpoons

Prevemt her from feeding

This is Zig Forums where everyone posted their mom.. especially this guy pretty sure you also has a xHamster page