I came out to my mom as a gun owner. It didn’t go well

I came out to my mom as a gun owner. It didn’t go well.

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Ok

>user in full camo and clutching his nugget walks into the living room
>starts to violently stutter
>everyone is scared shitless
>screaming, flailing, chaos
>people are trying to run away but collide with each other, furniture, walls etc.
>user is so flustered the warpaint on his fas starts to melt and part evaporate, part run down creating an utterly mortifying visage
>screaming intensifies
Bless you, /k/.

Next time just tell your mom you have a liscense to cook soup

Why do you feel the need to own and possess a weapon of mass murder?

A magical place

>need

>sneed

Dawg this makes me think of my nearly 40 year old cousin. He has never got pussy ever. I feel bad for the nigga but he been through some shit. I love that nigga tho

>Came out
>implying owning an item is your identity
Keep your fucking mouth shut and enjoy your funs quietly you retard.

>snood

>nigga
It’s nigger. And if you’re cousin is a nigger why is he allowed to own one since most niggers are felons

I came out as a gunz to my parents when I was downsizing from house to appartment. Handed them 2 moving boxes of hardware and ammo. Was just like ”there’s some guns and ammo” in here. They looked taken aback, but the it’s all still there at their house. I rotate stuff in and out when I go to the range.

Nigger you're a nigger, nigga

What are you, some kind of racist?

>nigga
I want to punch you in the face for being a wigger

the ol' memerino switcheroo!

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Your penis must be very huge!

I came out as a gun owner to a girl on our first date. She showed me her vast collection of antique black powder muzzle loaders and late 19th century winchesters, colt revolvers. Needless to say the night went very well. Will be celebrating out 3rd anniversary next month.

Try and beat up the nearest bodybuilder you see, with only your fists

That’s why 911 exists

You idiot. Why? That's your private business

When seconds matter, the police are only minutes away.

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If you try to come in my house they can scrape your ass off the lawn when im done with you.

should have come out as a faggot at the same time.

My car?

This amount of mental gymnastics here shouldn’t be possible

Well im more likely to hurt someone with my car than the guns I own. Which ive shot paper and only paper with for 15 years. You know, just like 99.9% of legal gun owners.

>I only shoot paper
What a massive fucking pussy

A gun is an instrument of death, a car isn’t. It can kill people but it’s not it’s intended use. I can throw a person into the back of my car and drive it to the hospital, it doesn’t make it an ambulance

Now tell her you're a faggot, she'll be happy that she now has bragging rights to her lefty wine moms.
And you can keep collecting guns with her money.

Or you can man up, stop being a lefty faggot, get a job and tell her to shut the fuck up because you can buy whatever the fuck you want with your own money.

>because you can buy whatever the fuck you want with your own money
Hope this changes soon. We should not have to live in fear of Trumpers and racists