What's marriage like ?

Regular easy access to pussy, even if it is the same chick you fuck night after night, morning after morning. Someone to clean your house and cook you food while you're out wage slaving at a boring shit job. A woman that constantly tries to talk your ear off or wants to fuck as soon you fall asleep after a rough day and your muscles ache. Etc...etc.

Source: been married for 8 years.

Shit

If you really love the person, it's like living with your best friend 24/7. The best friend you fuck, share your finances with, and have kids and dogs with. Oh, and she lest you bareback her. ;)

Marriage is like a rock that has washed up on a beach after rolling around the ocean floor. Before it could have gone anywhere, done anything, been anything, seen anything. Sure the beach comes with its own sense of security and knowing ones place but now all that's left is to slowly erode or wait until some asswhole unceremoniously tosses you back in.

Fucking hell

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lmao
You're getting cucked, she doesn't give a shit about your happiness

not worth it
get girlfriends, leave when they're too annoying/controlling

Marry a girl that’s your best friend or don’t do it at all. I fucking love it we each handle shit the other doesn’t want to do and she sucks and fucks me pretty much whenever I want. Been married 10 yrs

Vaginas are hard to please. Girls fart a lot. But if they make baby and do laundry / dishes it's pretty much as good as it gets.

You’re a shit husband from the sound of it. She is most likely cheating. Yeah, I know, not your wife..

You live 24/7 with someone who had previously tried their best to hide their flaws and then once they know you're not going anywhere they either reveal then slowly and grow with you in symbiosis of insecurity and idiocy.

Or they grow an ego and dislike the fact that their flaws are shown and start manipulating and hurting you.

There is a small chance they didn't come into it damaged as all fuck and they will legit support you and love you, but those kinds of partners are rarer than planetary alignment.

My "better half" was my worst nightmare.

Demanding, belittling, narcissistic, and finally angry and punitive. Oh - and the sex was pathetically bad.

I myself see little reason to marry. You marry for "love", but marriage is a legal act, and the courts make rulings based on laws, not love. I lost everything to my ex. She got $30k from her Dad to sue me; I had $6k to defend myself. $30k beats $6k in the courts every time. She took everything, flipped me off, and married some other sucker.

Fucking saved. But like. WOW. You ok Brah?

nothing like this image

Women have no souls. There's, legitimately, no better way to put it. It's nice, but it's a lie. Never doubt that it is. Nice lies are nice, and they help life go by for a little while.

This is, pretty much it. The ones that support you and love you usually end up fat and ugly, too, but they're there.

It is like prison, but with less sex.

t. husband

This is how it goes. What you get from a long term relationship is the first 3 or 4 years of bliss. That's your reward, expect to lose everything for it. Or, work your ass off to maintain something mediocre or less than mediocre until you die.

This man is married.

it's like being single except worse

Sometimes I wish I had a severe peanut allergy. Then with nothing but a handful of peanuts I could fix all of my problems. And no one would know, heck they might even think it was an accident.

>There is a small chance they didn't come into it damaged as all fuck and they will legit support you and love you, but those kinds of partners are rarer than planetary alignment.
i got the 1 in 1,000,000 parents you're talking about. i'm still a fucking zilch lol.

from what i've heard woman always stop wanting sex when the sex only involves the husband getting an orgasm in 3 minutes and then falling asleep.
or when the husband goes silent and doesn't talk much with her anymore.