Zig Forums never smoke weed worst mistake of my life

Zig Forums never smoke weed worst mistake of my life

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i ran out of week two days ago, it's awful. it was shit anyway as i did so much in a week that it stopped getting me high and i was just chasing the dragon and blew loads of it when i should've waited till i sobered up and used it then. deep regrets.

Youre stuck now son, soon youll be sucking off niggers in the park for dime bags.

i think of all the lonely nights scrounging up enough change to get a fix by selling my tight asshole on the boulevard

I once ate 250 grams of wad man I was fuckety fuck fucked

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i wish i never smoked weed. then again it's a good way to make friends and deal with boredom

that's hot. i knew the only thing that will help me is sobering up so i can get high again though, so no bumhole selling. i'd love to get fucked though.

i have binders full of men who will pay top dollar for some quality bussy my friend

My brother smoked a whole pack of marijuanas and he got addicted and now hes dead.

good way to ruin your life and the elasticity of your asshole

>it's a good way to make friends

I found the only friends i have now are ones who also smoke weed and they arent worth a fuck.

Why was it the worst mistake of your life?

>binders full of men
nice reference and bonus for gender bend
+2 INT

i drove stoned and accidentally killed a trans kid and now im cancelled online

Cannabis took my women, destroyed my livestock, and set fire to my farm.

Lol, how do you guys come up with this shit???

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I smoked weed one time and my rectum fell off. Never again.

by doing weed obviously

And you learn how to suck dick. Win/win.

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Fucking lol potheads are literally retards. Yes weed makes you retarded. That's why I smoke it occasionally. To get retarded. But what I don't do is smoke it fucking constantly. Weed is fucking great after a long productive day and a few glasses of whisky.

Go fuck yourself op, you may have smoked your brain into dogshit, but you won't stop me from enjoying my occasional j.

Wait a second, what is weed? The cool kids at school told me I should smoke wood, I have a bag of some oak chips they sold me right here.

i smoked cannabis once, now i have the aids.

>getting mad at satirical posts online

whos retarded now?

Why tf do you have a syringe?

to shoot up

You nigger cunt. I'm going to fuck your tight little boi pussy with my fat cock and make you beg for me to stop. Then I'm gonna make you suck on my fat fucking bong you pleb shitter. Get you nice and stoned before I lube that ass up with your vomit because your weak pussy lungs can't handle my dank ass weed, bitch.

I couldn't have survived without weed under Trump. Now that he's almost gone, I might quit.....or not.

take a look kids, this is what weed does to a retards brain