It's 1997

It's 1997.
What are you doing?

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Chillin' in diapers, wbu?

sucking some juicy horse cock

Making stupid decisions that I'm still making up for today

Working a wagecuck job and playing in a punk band with a couple drug addled retards. Wated youth.

ok

Jamming to backstreet boys with my cousin that he downloaded on napster. I got a beeper page that some homies wanted to play pokemon down at the b-ball court, but then we started playing around the world cause the school left a spare ball outside, so in essence we were chillen maxin relaxin all cool shootin b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Getting very familiar with my penis

Floating in the void.

Playing vidya
Also, kissed your momma and one thing lead to another...

being a literal baby

Watching Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers and eating Smarties

either big coolin in the womb with my partner in slime or being nut.

Just got done being homeless, heading back to college.

Banging my big titted fuck buddy on the way home after an overnight shift, then banging my gf before i go to work at night at least 4 times a week. Fun times....

Born and screaming all the time

being born

Getting ready for another day in kindergarten

using my double deck tape recorder to copy a cassette with stuff i recorded from radio
and then hump my cat because i was horny and bored

Running around shitting my pants and calling people niggers. Just kidding that was yesterday. But I was shitting in my pants.

>you’ll never know true toilet freedom again

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Unless it's november or december I'm not existing in any capacity

What a coincidence I'm doing that right now

based

abdl faggot

chilling in fathers balls

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Thank you user. Apparently I wasn’t based enough for the dubs though.

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Not spending enough time with my dad, who will die within a year in aan accident.
Not spending enough time with my son, who is now 5. Teaching him to play Asheron's Call on the PC (I worked at M$FT and was in the Alpha testing - also working 80 hours a week.)
My daughter was born this month.I wouldn't spend enough time with her either.
In other words, not doing the important shit and thinking that my job was important.

Working at GE after a cross country trip

Playing with my action figure toys and having a blast

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Was 15 and just dropped out of high school. Got my GED. Dad is a long haul truck driver, mom died in a car wreck 2 years earlier, so I pretty much ran the house and made sure bills got paid, aunt ran me out to the grocery store every 2 weeks to stock the house. Spent days playing video games and surfing web on old 56k dialup internet, which was actually pretty fast for 1997.

Dad met my now step-mom 2 years later in 1999 and they went on the road together as a long haul driving team. Dad signed over the deed to the house to me and bought me a truck when I turned 18, but still paid all the bills and utilities, him and my step mom live here to this day when they're off the road for vacation or holidays. Met my wife when I was 27 and she just turned 19. Been together ever since. Honestly, I have no regrets in life. It's been pretty damned good so far.

Playing Pokemon Silver version I think, maybe Blue if silver isn't out yet

Listening to Biggie

Lossin my V card to your moms

Sounds comfy, user. Good for you. Good to hear an occasional good life story on the shithole website.

Chicken is good.

Doin’ your mom

Listening to Primal Scream, Spiritualized, Asian Dub Foundation, Lo Fidelity Allstars and every Mo Wax record I can get my hands on while playing Gran Turismo and Grand Theft Auto Sony playstation. Starting my first shitty band and having an awesome Bruce Lee haircut

Shitting and pissing in my diapers and eating and sleeping like no tomorrow

Gottem

>>you’ll never know true toilet freedom again
>

Watching Warriors of Virtue and even then thinking it's pretty bad.

Working at Acclaim Ent on some assy video games.