Over 2 million packages are stolen from porches in america each year

over 2 million packages are stolen from porches in america each year

now why the fuck do you want your packages left on your porches in america of all places?

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Because we all have a fantasy of shooting one of these fuckers in the face when we happen to catch them in the act.

>now why the fuck do you want your packages left on your porches in america of all places?
So I can shoot them when they come on my porch

I have a giant rod iron fence, 2 vicious acting dogs, an entire surveillance system and nosy neighbors. America needs to step up their defense.

or stop being a nation of thieving cunts.

but that toaster is a nigger!

I had dumbbells and 80 pounds of weight stolen off my porch once. At least the niggers had to work for it

The Jews and niggers are thieves, and sadly we have a lot of niggers

nah, the vast majority of them are at least part-nigger, so thieving is in their blood

I have a metal delivery box in my yard that ups and FedEx, USPS slide my packages into and it closes, similar to the postal blue boxes you see around office complexes, etc. It has a padlock on the back panel where you get the package out and the box is in my fences front yard where my 3 dogs run usually. Plus I work from home and have an outside security camera system. Never had any problems with my shit being fuckrd with the past 6 years I've lived here. The one time I had a black dude climb over my fence at night, my motion detector light outside lights came on, tripped my alarm and auto called 911. The local state police depot is under a mile down the road and they picked him up while he was running down my driveway back to the interstate. Dude had several priors and got hit with a 10 year sentence under our states persistent felon statute.

Gotta love living in a rural red state.

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I live in a really nice city in a large metro, people don't even lock their cars and leave the windows down, don't lock front doors, packages stay on the porch for a day or two. Go ten miles out, hell, even five and your shit gets stolen. Living in the city can be good if you have the money and a good police department. Feels good to be an elitist.

First off
Most of us are either Work @ home/quarantined in the US, so we're home majority of the time.
second off
WHY the fuck are you not tracking your package retard?

I live in an upper middle class area, mostly whites and Asians who are well off. We haven’t had any of this that I’m aware of.

White suburb checking in. They're gonna have to drive down our driveway and trigger our motion alarm if they try to even look at the porch

My nearest neighbor is a half mile away, and my driveway is a quarter mile long. If some rando thief even *found* my porch I'd give him a participation trophy. Before calmly asking him if he wanted his corpse to be tossed on the burn pile or ditched in the woods.

Enjoy that prison sentence. Most courts would not favor property over life

>Before calmly asking him if he wanted his corpse tossed on a burned pile
You have to be 18 to post here. This is clearly written by a 15 year old that tucks graphic tees into jorts

Well i guess that's why Castle Doctrine is a thing.
Which btw, if you valued your life you wouldn't be taking my property.

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Not even remotely true. Shut up faggot. States with the castle doctrine and stand your ground laws would piss themselves laughing at your dumbass.

I don't live near niggers so it's cool. No one steals my shit.

According to UPS's website, they deliver 5.5 billion per year. That's less than 1/2000, and that doesn't take USPS or other private couriers into consideration. Pretty good odds.

Oh no someone will steal my dragon dildos, post it online, and humiliate me.

I don't live in the hood, so it isn't a problem here.

if l catch them l can shoot them

>rod iron fence
wrought iron fence

4 packages is stolen every minute.

>property over life
Oh, you're one of those. Well, if I catch you fucking with my property, your life means nothing to me.

I live in a nice area, could leave shit safely outside for ages.

I hate when they make the delivery guy try to knock on the door or talk to me. I hated it even more when I was a delivery guy since it never lightened the delivery load, just added a minute or 2 to a 10 seconds delivery. When I was doing that work you just try to hide packages so they’re not visible from the street. It’s not like it’s a huge deal for the customer, Amazon will just send another if you ask and last I checked they’re doing pretty financially.

Because that's an insignificant fraction of the total packages, and most of those thefts are centered geographically near dens of thieves. The convenience is more than worth the risk.

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I've lived in the poorest, blackest parts of my city for the last 6 years. Also no problems. Even had a little nigglet hand me my package once when I dropped it. I wonder where all these thefts allegedly happen.

Based rural bro and based criminal justice system.

>t. urbanite

You’re right, until you use your body to defend the property and in the course the thief attempts to seriously physically injure or kill you. Then the castle doctrine kicks in...
>t. Officer

I’m willing to bet that Karen calls in package thefts all the time to get free shit

I have a PO box for this reason. I'd rather make the trip each day than worry of things being stolen. Granted i work nights so i'm always home during the day ha

Just move into a building with a doorman and a secure package room.
Problem solved.