Fuck, i've gotten into some deep shit, the kind of shit you dont get out off, in need to kill myself...

Then you have no choice! Make sure to end your life before Christmas of this year! Were here to support you on your journey to death!

thanks Zig Forumsros, at least i can have some nice interactions before i do it

Live stream it fellow user, were here for you

kill your worst enemy, the one you hate the most. Do something that you never could but always wanted to do. Find a way to make your last the best user.

maybe. im not sure if thats a good idea, i live in the uk s i can't just blow my brains out, i need something quick and easy

Stream it faggot

Also if you’d better consider some sick 360 tomahawks across the map or else not worth it

I knew a girl who hung her self in her parents shed next to the house. Why dont you hang your self?

This is more of an "Ask Reddit" question. Fucking up to the end OP

i don't know man, as much as i would love to immortalize my self, even for the wrong reasons, i don't want to hurt others

I know I don't know you, but I hope you don't off yourself. Life is too short as it is. But, if you feel that you have to, I wish you all the best. In the end, it really doesn't matter one way or another. We all die sooner or later... Just a sad fact of life. If you decide to go through with it, you should livestream it simply because you'll be immortalized here on Zig Forums forever. Anyway, godspeed no matter what you decide to do. Catch ya on the other side!

idk? is that a good way to go?

If you're gonna kill yourself at least do something to be remembered by beforehand

Live stream it or fuck off! Wear a mask to hide your face, set up the cam shot and then proceed with your death.

Sure, you struggle for a short while and then boop, dead. Otherwise just take 2-3 boxes of paracetamol and 1Litre of vodka.

listen man, this is not something i can come back from, if i live i will be completely fucked.

see

Then what?

Then what are you waiting for? Are you this much of a pussy?

idk, seems like you'd be throwing up a bunch, i could grab a bunch of strong stuff and get drunk ass fuck

And this is a conclusion you made by yourself? Do you expect us to believe that?

hanging is not a quick way to go. depending on your weight, and the drop it can be very painful and can take quite a long time for you to go.

What does it matter? You’re not gonna be here long enough to feel rough the next morning. Smh

Sshhhhhh

Just park your car in your garage while it’s running. You will literally fall asleep no pain whatsoever and life will fade away.

idk , if i had to choose id say im into tomboys and that kind of shit, someone you can sit down and do some shit with, too bad that's never going to happen ,

if you're asking why im doing this i'd rather not get too into it, but the gist is i was found with some bad shit, and talking to people is shouldn't have,

Pedo

running the car in neutral in a garage is one way. what defines special tools?

Get witness protection, testify against them

i guess so, i just feel that there is no other way out

Why not get into it? Your “anonymous”, pussy pedo bitch ass

Then fuck off and die, wasting time now user

do buildings count as special tools? They're awful tall, pavement's awful hard, and you're awful squishy.

it's not that kind of shit, but i spoke to some people belonging to certain groups with "extreme opinions" I'm being investigated by the police

u shut up they find me

And you came to Zig Forums of all places to be hesitant. Pretty dumb idea there

And that warrants suicide? How?

There’s only one way out...

as a professional rescue/recovery diver (read: guy who the cops call in to muck around in filthy dark water until bumping into the corpse) we WILL find the body. Either by running search patterns on scuba or using sidescan. And when I go down there to bring it up, I WILL pull out the penis and play with it a little bit or stick my pinky in the butt for a minute. Because nobody can see me down there and it's the only perk to an awful job that needs to be done for society.

Im sure they’re all over Zig Forums looking for you kek

idk man, i just need some time to think

like tanks of helium or shit, i can't really get ahold of that kind of stuff

What do u do to the girls?

kek'd hard

Gonna sound like a real dumb ass offing yourself with helium lol

You’re not denying pedo shit...

Listen, this isn't america, there's no freedom of speech, they shared files for homemade weapons, explosives and ammo, this shit is looking really bad for me, chances are I'm going to get into some deep shit,

Not that user, but my lifelong dream is to work for a mortuary and fuck a corpse back to life

Should’ve used whonix nigger, ever heard of a VPN? Your gonna be raped in jail nigga

What makes you think i'd fuck a child, not into that shit

Prove it

not if i become an hero

honestly i try to avoid those calls. the guys at the local departments knows i have preferences and they're probably creeped out, but they still hire me because i'm good at the job and willing to do it when other people aren't.

This sounds like an amazing premise for a fucked up porno film

Id be right on all the fucking calls, might even stage suicides just so i can work more...

idk how to, all the porn on my pc was like hot tomboy short haired girls, but I already wiped that shit

Fucked? Depends on your preference

Suicide by police. Be a man for once in your life

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btw, what should I put in the note? Maybe some funny shit

Only retards download porn white nigger

What does any of this have to do with porn? OP is obviously involved in some kind of weird fucking weapons related bullshit

you search your shit up every time? I don't mean like vids and stuff but girls I get for /S/ and stuff i keep in a folder

Suicide by cop in the UK? Gonna need to pretend to be a terrorist for that

Yeah and hea gonna get hos head blown off. Lets hope the pics make it on this board one day :)