ITT: You write the things you always wished to hear her say

"I want the dog to fuck me, do you want to watch."

what's the story with this guy?

"I'm pregnant. You're obviously not the father but you're going to raise it as your own. Unfortunately, everyone is going to know that it's not yours because the baby daddy is black. He'll be here in 15 minutes at which time you'll need to prep him and watch how a real man fucks!"

Who is this woman latched to his undercarriage?

same bro, same

Me: "If you have nuts on a wall, what do you call them?"
>Her: "Easy. That would be walnuts."

Me: "Ok good, so then if you had nuts on your chest, what would you call them?"
Her: "Lol, umm I guess that'd be chestnuts."

Me: "So then what do you call nuts on your chin?"
Her: "Chin nuts?"

Me: "Naw bitch, that means you got a dick in your mouth. AHAHAHAHAHAHAhhAHhah GOT HER. Now get down on your knees and suck me off now."
>pulls out HUGE erect pinus

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What a fag.

"I'm sorry. I was wrong about the thing I was simply incorrect about, and you were also right when you correctly highlighted that pointing out that I am objectively wrong about a fact I could easily verify via a google search on the phone I am on 95% of the time was not "gaslighting", or an act of emotional abuse. I use popular psych terms I have co-opted from recent discourse to let myself off the hook for things. I weaponize them as a defense mechanism, even against people who just want to help. That's fucked up, and I appreciate the patience you have shown my stubbornness. It must feel like we are going in circles. I'm wrong, you point that out as compassionately as you can, I lose it on you, and apologize in embarrassment after I have lashed out at you. I've decided to put in an earnest effort to stop doing this. No more empty words. I start therapy Tuesday. I'm tired of making you the vessel for all my insecurities involving men, and I am going to start earning my place in this relationship."

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"I'm barren"

Terry Richardson, legendary photographer for A-list celebrities. He's such a huge figure in Hollywood that women willingly trade sexual favors for his photoshoots. This kills the incels.

But why? All his shoots look like shitty American Apparel ads.

So who was taking the photos he's actually in? Are there any famous models in the photos with him?

> "I know I'm not into it but because you want it so much I'll let myself get mounted and knotted by a big dog while you watch"

and Kanye's $120 plain white t shirts sold out instantly. It's not about the product.

It's about how stupid people are? Got it

thank you for getting chinese takeout i'm going to go sit on the toilet and make the bathroom smell like a slaughterhouse now

you know that both timed and remote shutter release have been a thing since... well, since the 60's at least.

No.. I don't know anything about photography. I did look the guy up and I'm not sure what to think... all the photos look old, but they're recent. Some of the girls are good looking, but others are just skinny. He seems to like getting naked. I'll admit I don't get photography art though. How much talent does it take to get a pretty girl and take a picture of her that makes a guy want to fuck her? I think it takes more talent to draw something or sculpt it.

This basically. No girl I've ever been with has ever wanted to apologize for the things they do. Even the fucked up shit. Its always someone elses fault.

I screencapped this

It definitely takes more talent.

date a woman over 35

God I wish

Not a guarantee

Let's break up

nothing is

Fair enough