Go to any normie party and bump "Kickstart my Heart" ot "Cherry Pie" and the white Chad's will all go wild. Its like all the cool shit about metal without all the gay nerdy elements. Its just about having a sick time with the boys, getting pussy and being a badass. Ouch!
Glam metal was and still is Chadrock
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Julian Lopez
>Without all the gay nerdy elements
But all of the gay elements
Joseph Hughes
You are 110% correct but I still hate you for thinking second-wave Johnny-come-lately acts like Warrant deserve to be in the same sentence as Crüe. Hell, even Winger was ten times the band Warrant was.
Seriously, shit like Warrant and Slaughter were half the reason people turned on the genre so fast in the 90s, there was no quality control anymore
Robert Sanders
Reality isn't a sitcom dumbass if you went into a normie party of 16-20 year old somethings and put on Crue you're just gonna get dismissive awkward looks and people feeling embarrassed for you. Rock is dead trap is the zeitgeist now for white ""chads""
Gabriel Cooper
>Go to any normie party and bump "Kickstart my Heart" ot "Cherry Pie" and the white Chad's will all go wild.
This hasn't happened since 1990.
Jayden Sanders
Not true. Being someone who actually has a social life (unlike you) I can tell you that if you put on any popular dad rock song, most normies will love it. Normies basically love music that they already know no matter what it is
Dominic Jones
Ok kid larp more whenever you go to your first party try it out. I hope instead of just feeling embarrassed for you they kick your ass and throw you out instead
Lucas Gutierrez
They conflate degenerate eboys and egirls with all normies.
James Long
Whatever you say, tranny.
Logan Edwards
I win
Andrew Perry
Most young white males still love "dad rock", even the ones that mostly listen to rap
Christian Garcia
Warrant got fucked by the industry, they actually had good songs like uncle toms cabin but I get what you’re saying. Bands like extreme and mr big got lumped in with all the other flavor of the week gay la metal bands and never got a fair shake
Dylan King
Ive literally been to parties where people play the "classics" on and everyone goes crazy. Put on some shit like queen and everyone loses their shit. I've literally seen a bunch of douchebags rocking out to nickleback. It doesnt matter the quality of the music or the genre as long as theyve heard the song before. Ironically you'd probably get more stares for playing somr genreric zoomer trap, if it wasnt played in the radio or in a tiktok meme compilation. Thats how it works.
Dylan Rivera
They're not wanting to listen to that when they're at a party trying to get laid and grind on thots. Having some beers with the bros is a different atmosphere and most certainly not a party
Ian Sanchez
> It doesnt matter the quality of the music or the genre as long as theyve heard the song before
This is so fucking true. I've been the guy trying to force lesser known music into party settings, and every time I just caved and played the hits. It's what people wanna hear
Chase Murphy
More larp. A one off meme song that everybody knows is not the same as playing that shit all night at a party. NOBODY will want to listen to that shit when they're trying to be degenerates and get pussy
Adam Gutierrez
>normie party of 16-20 year old somethings
Lol
Isaiah King
It's almost like people that are similar in appearance and personality can have vastly different tastes in music despite these similarites
Joshua Williams
It's called Gay La Metal.
It's faggot shit. They probably fuck each other.
Sebastian Young
This is accurate. I've been that guy too, and also the guy requesting Deftones from the DJ and having him thank me for the opportunity to play a song he liked rather than meme popular songs.
Lincoln Brown
do you live in alabama or some bumfuck places, nigga?
Parker James
Not him but even I live in rural Texas with fucking country boys and yeah they like that shit but they'd rather listen to pop country or rap not classic rock when they're partying
Benjamin Gutierrez
Yah southern white dudes tend to like classic rock, but not party to it if that makes sense. country and rap seems to be the style of choice.
John Jones
In the 80's you might see a glam metal rocker tear a mirror off the wall for cocaine use, only to smash his already bloody fists into it and shred hard on the guitar.
Andrew Davis
>more larp
Dude just go outside, christ
Thomas Parker
>Its just about having a sick time with the boys, getting pussy and being a badass
They all wanted to be this band
Carson Anderson
>Bands like extreme
this. Extreme is awesome
Carter Evans
Glam bands were either trying to be Van Halen or Led Zeppelin
Cameron Flores
>Only time will tell if our love stands the test of time.
Elijah Rivera
wrong band.
Oliver Nelson
This is true. The only thing that matters to normies is that they've heard it before.
Blake Johnson
I do which is why I can confidently say you're a larping fag.
Cooper Kelly
They were trying to be like the New York Dolls and the Stones.
Led Zeppelin and Van Halen were squares.
Adrian Ortiz
You seriously think this is cool? You would think these guys are cool if you just saw them randomly on the street?
Liam Kelly
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David Bell
Why can't this be love was a Van Halen song.
Xavier Robinson
>They look gay but Every Rose Has Its Thorn do be a slapper when I'm crushing white claw with the boys
Jason Brooks
No you fucking dumbshit. It was a Van Hagar song. How much of a pleb are you??