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what does she have to do for Zig Forums to finally accept her as Queen?

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she's a pig

Make me lick her beautiful feets

post nudes maybe ?

Oh Billie! Billie! BILLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaPPPPPPPPpppppp*

Oh my god, oh ho ho! *visibly starts weeping* gather around everybody! The rumpscuttle has blessed us with a modest seabreeze! Don't mind if I do! *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif* oooooooh ho ho ho! It smells like the woft of air from a bag of old hard boiled eggs! *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffff* ooooooooooh that is so good, your odor intoxicates my nosy :3 *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* Another one for father boom boom, you shouldn't have! *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffff* now that one smells like fresh sulfur and rotten chicken! You have quite a palate on you, hmm hmm hmm yes! :)

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFRRLRLRLRLR* Hah! :O is that some gravy from your royal highness!? This is a christmas feast all over again! *sluuuuuuuuuurp*, *licks and smacks lips*, oh my! This one taste like garlic curry! Eggs, I assume? No? Broccoli? My my, Ms. Rumpscuttle Billie! You are blessing me with your lordly liquids, hmmm hmm hmm ho ho ho! :3

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Quit being a retarded poser bitch would be a good starter I suppose.

my wife is the true queen

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Is this the most punchable face of all time?

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I found an interview with her she starts talking masturbation her mom butts in and tries to stop her.

AKA: Her brain has completely melted and her mom has to do damage control for it.

Nah it was cute.

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She's a corporate product propped up by Apple (a trillion dollar company) with a slew of big name product endorsement deals who LARPs as a deeply contemplative socially conscious savior figure.

Woke neoliberalism.

SOURCE?

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haven't heard any of her music but why the fuck would she let her mom in for an interview

oh fuck the /lit/fags are already here.

this
her only redeeming factor is she's hot

oh interview in print
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To get together with the king of Zig Forums

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Call this a "reach" all you want, but I see Billie's whole cultural mystique as being quite conservative, in that she and her music is a conservative response to all the angst Gen Z is facing in the era of Trump. To compare, emo rock was arguably a conservative response to all the angst teens and young adults were facing in the 2000s: rather than music which promoted rising up and fighting the system, emo was all about self-pity and wallowing in being a victim. Billie does the same in that there is nothing empowering or militant in anything she sings about; rather, it's about how she maintains her innocence as a poor little white woman victim crying in the corner while everyone else is making her situation hell. There's a reason why Karens from Middle America love her just as much as their 14-year old daughters do.

Are you ignoring the obnoxious and shallow zoomer wokeness she has taken on?

That's exactly what I'm getting at. Her performative activism *is* part of what I mean by a "conservative response".

Wokeness is conservative

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As much as I dislike Zizek, I'd love to see him critique Billie.

Modern capitalism isn't Walmart, McDonalds, or Coca-Cola but Apple, Starbucks, and Ben & Jerry's. Hipster capitalism and "woke" capitalism ARE capitalism. Can't wait for Urban Outfitters to start selling #BLM tees.

shes still a teenage girl from LA, what do you expect

as she gets older i hope she just becomes more politically neutral for the sake of her career, like the labels are always asking you to be

if you read this, you are wrong about her totally

however you are probably interpreting finneas' manipulation. hes a downright jackboot nazi

Enlighten me as to how I'm wrong.

I do agree about Finneas. I've read somewhere that he has a reputation for being manipulative, which is kind of obvious since he's the brains behind her.

Well step one is to stop doing that face.

do JAV

Billie herself is the typical drank the leftist coolaid kid, shes been drinking it all her life considering how red her parents are

Shes still at that point where she's never formed a political opinion of her own

Finneas otoh has realized how he can use that system for his own megolomaniac ambitions

by kgb standards he's a trusted ally and shes a useful idiot

>considering how red her parents are
Her mother was stumping for Biden on Twitter back in January.

Also, she and Billie's father used to flip houses in Highland Park right as it was starting to gentrify.
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>Finneas otoh has realized how he can use that system for his own megolomaniac ambitions
I have to agree with this. He gives me huge manipulative narcissist vibes as well as power hungry vibes. Watch any recent interview of the two of them together and you'll notice he does 90% of the talking.

>and you'll notice he does 90% of the talking.
That's because he's the actual "creative" one, not Billie. She doesn't know what to say if he hasn't written it first.

I disagree with this. I think it's more that Billie comes up with a concept for a song and Finneas compensates for her.

that's not really fair, the amount of 16-18 year old girls with a political opinion at all is very low to begin with

Go to Finneas' Twitter and it's nothing but Biden propaganda.

He also blocks anyone who calls Biden a racist.

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His solo music none of the creativity her music does. He's a good producer but he'd be nothing with out her.

that's what im saying . its not her fault shes a #blm tier lefty it was totally her environment

He saves his good songs for her, that's why. He's very smart and knows that his sister is the one who sells.

>concept for a song
>'it should be about like.. depression n things, like, deep and intellectual'
Powerful stuff

Liberal, not leftist. There's a difference. Sure, she posted BLM stuff on IG but has she posted anything about defunding the police or giving reparations to black communities?

I really like let's fall in love for the night and I lost a friend they are solid catchy pop tunes but you're right she brings the whole image and vision to it