is there a messier musician than lily allen?
Is there a messier musician than lily allen?
>has sex with expensive female hookers in hotel rooms after shows while on tour
>fucks her female dancers
>snorts coke and fucks her recording engineer in strip club bathroom
>headbutts orlando bloom while trying to fuck him. gets knocked out and chris fucking martin has to drive her home and straighten her out with gwyneth
>all of this while she's married and her kids are at home waiting for her
>after the tour finishes, she stays in LA rather than going home to her family
I feel sorry for her more than anything. it's pretty bleak shit
wow she is literally me
absolutely based
wtf i love lily allen now
>hey stranger do you want to snort some of this white powder?
>sure
do normies really do this?
yes. a lot.
forgot
>forced herself onto zoe kravitz and kissed her, which zoe is still pissed off about to this day
didn't realise she was such a chad.
bros...
she's something
she was so preachy on her first album
I hate the British.
you wouldn't??
>>headbutts orlando bloom while trying to fuck him. gets knocked out and chris fucking martin has to drive her home and straighten her out with gwyneth
everything about this reads as a scene from a comedy about popstars
my fucking sides
>is there a messier
Mark
that's actually pretty fucked, a cocaine-sized line of ketamine would have anyone out of it
Truly based.
whats her best song/album?
i wanna hear something before she dies
Sounds like living the life I don't know what you're talking about
Plus she's popular so
pretty sure this video gave me my first boner
youtube.com
so this is Amy Winehouse all over again
>divorce
>drank so much she couldn't taste the difference between vodka and water
>hospitalised for cocaine induced psychosis
>only resorted to hookers and cheating because of her postpartum depression and ptsd from stillbirth. it was either sex or heroin. she chose sex.
yeah sounds like she's living the life
>ketamine
oh the memories, she needs help th
What the fuck.
I remember her being popular in the uk for a few years then fell off the radar. I though she'd retire, have a family and tour now and again, shame shes such a shambles.
LA fucks people up man
she cute
can we just agree that this song was ahead of its time:
This shit is more british than even the fucking queen
i do this
>rags