What does Zig Forums think of Lana Del Rey?
What does Zig Forums think of Lana Del Rey?
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Karen core
Better than tay
nfr is decent, she's an asshole though
Even Harvey wouldn't fuck her.
No bad albums. Fuck me, even LFL is pretty good aside from the shitty features. I have no idea why I like her so much but I love listening to her music. Very pleasant, haunting voice and her lyrics are so trashy and over the top it's endearing in a weird way.
Her music is like popping a Valium: sleep inducing and mediocre
music for aging sluts
Said no one ever. Get better taste pleb.
>ho ho my lady lana can i take a wittle peek at your undergarments :3 ?
>$75 dollars? hmmm... well a feast for the eyes is never cheap but worth it!
>oh ho ho is it the time of the month for le mama and me tum tum :D ?
>my belly has been churtling for a *very* rare meal for the longest time
>*takes off underwear*
>*snifffffffffffffffffffffffffffff* hoghhhh hhhhh *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffff* hnnnnnngh i can smell the iron and yeasty on ze pantaloonies mommy :)
>*sniffffffffffffffffffffffff* it's like *sniffffffffffffffff* spoiled milk and pennies you would find in a car seat!
>*puts lips on blood stain* *suckle suckle suckle suckle*
>*licky lips* ho ho chunky! like a fine gravy!
>and i can see that the bbq sauce is beginning to leak, too bad i can't lick the orifice clean :(
>ho ho but zat was ze appetizer mama del reeeeeey ho ho ho parlez vou ze period!
>you know why i am here though
>let me get on my hands and knees and get nice and cozy here, get situated for the blast ;)
>ah, alright when i say go, you blast!
>okay....... GO! >*pfffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPRPPFPRPFPRPPFPRPFPRPFPRPPFPRPFPRPFRRFffffffffffffffffffffffffff*
>*takes the biggest gulp of period blood*
>*screams like a viking*
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>*wriggles on the floor* hooooogh mommyyyyyyyyyyyy XO
>*takes foot long blood clot off of the concrete*
>*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrp*
>*chew* *chew* *chew* it's like ze gummy worm, a gummy worm momma del rey!!!!!!
>*licks concrete gingerly*
>*sluuuuuuuuuurp* *slurrrrrrrrp* >AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She's pretty cool.
Needs more pixels
I just said it phagguette. I’d suggest you follow your own advice for once and listen to more music.
according to Scaruffi, Ultraviolence is better than most of Beatles, Beach Boys, Bowie and Radiohead's discography so she must be pretty good
Why do most women who listen to her have BPD issues...
Lanabros...
wow both of those farm animals are hideous
mommy
What is some other BPD / daddy issues stuff out there? Cardigans are also very good, even though no one listens to them today. Even their videos are perfect:
youtube.com
Because it is, Ultraviolence is a masterpiece
Well most of it is indeed shit, so he's not wrong.
Zig Forums loves to drool over Yorke's boring "woe is me I'm a white dude" babbling yet they will shit on Lana right after because women and sex makes them angry. Pretty funny.
>Leave music to us
Natalie makes lana look like a granny sorry lanabros...
someone post the pic of lana where she's bottomless obscured by the curtain or the one where the guy is grabbing her boob
Who's on the left?
I don't get it.
Its 'Zella Day'
i want a lower stomach tattoo but i'm a boy
The Chocolate Rain guy?
the hags
kind of a strange picture
That's literally the only attractive picture of her. Vag badge is a total turnoff though