Chuck Edition
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/metal/
James Smith
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Leo Jones
first for melodeath sucks
William Butler
Meh
Eli Peterson
bolt thrower sucks
Connor Collins
Gay, uninspired thread already
Tyler Richardson
Judas Priest sucks
John Price
What is the metal equivalent of The Microphones?
Caleb Morris
Bands that suck, suck.
Isaiah Williams
Agalloch
Henry Cooper
But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
Dominic Rogers
Opinions on Antichrist's shananigans? It even have a book published, that must be pure autistic rage writings. Good artist and covers thou.
Gabriel Williams
Gonna shill this endlessly...
m.youtube.com
Caleb Rodriguez
Even Heartwork?
Carson Fisher
Is there a better female vocalist in metal right now? Fuck, just a better vocalist period
Sebastian Rogers
This is the album of the year
Grayson Kelly
Based
Bentley Gomez
what the FUCK are you blasting? I have a hangover
Jaxson Richardson
I've been wondering, what is the general consensus on metal nowadays anyway? Haven't heard much talk about it, at least as much as I'd assume there was back in the 80s-90s when people either really loved it or got needlessly offended by it.
Jason Miller
>51 minutes
Levi Young
not metal, but i'm just waiting for the sun to rise
Landon Gutierrez
who say that
Jordan Foster
it's doing better than rock
Jose Bennett
I'd like to hear about this too.
it just feels like a genre that's just there now, with no impact if at all to the mainstream unlike how Glam, Nu or even Core did.
Thomas Kelly
it's better that way frankly
Jayden Johnson
>nighttime walk with flashlight in a woodsy area
>unsure at any moment whether a serial killer might appear in the brambles
>abduct, rape and kill you
metal for this feel?
Josiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reed
>not subjecting oneself to fear and terror the for the adrenaline high
ngmi
Brandon Stewart
I can't possibly imagine being such a massive pussy. I'm armed when I go /out/ so I'm just begging for a nigga to get silly.
>fear and terror
soi to the core lmfao
Henry Williams
Based.
Howls of Ebb - The Marrow Veil
Hudson Gomez
I get what you mean. I wish I knew some bands that go for some kind of horror metal.
Isaiah Bailey
I'm just realizing this now but contrary to the 80s mom stereotypes I don't think I ever heard metal that was scary or even expressed fear really but maybe I just don't remember.
Caleb Morgan
maybe, but those genres worked as gateways to the real deal. a link between mainstream and metal to show how the genre could dabble with all sorts of shit. now I don't know if such a thing exists, maybe Deafheaven or some shit but rarely a genre like there once was.
Ayden Miller
>being scared going for a walk
Consume less soi
Jason Hall
Actually I take it back, Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath did actually freak me out before in the right environments
Alexander Richardson
This. One should train to not have to live in fear.
William Jackson
>a link between mainstream and metal to show how the genre could dabble with all sorts of shit. now I don't know if such a thing exists
Evan Taylor
shit, forgot about them for a sec. still not a genre (yet).
Hunter Jackson
In a way, those same bands still work just fine as exports to reel begginers in. New ones aren't really needed.
Landon Gray
Jpop with electric guitar. Not metal. Not a gateway to it.
Levi Murphy
>I’ll just pull out a gun on the guy who’s camouflaged and hiding in the bushes
stupid, stupid idiots