ITT: Vaguely describe an album's tracklist with, "dude [blank] lmao". Others guess what album you're talking about.
I'll start. >dude growing up sucks lmao >dude growing up is so cool lmao >dude having a job is so boring lmao >dude hipsters lmao >dude I love you so much but I also like being alone lmao >dude why the fuck is everyone here like 30 years old? like where are all the kids lmao >dude nothing ever changes around here lmao >dude everything is changing too much lmao (also, we /disco/ now) >dude everyone I used to know is so different now, all my childhood friends are basically strangers now lmao >dude winter sucks lmao >dude I underestimated the importance of wasting time and being bored as a child lmao >dude shits changing so fast I'm really scared lmao >dude I remember writing letters to my crush during summer break and spending forever waiting for a response. the concept of waiting has pretty much been eliminated since then lmao >dude did I ever tell you about that one time I ran away when I was a kid? lmao >dude [I genuinely have no fucking clue what this song's about but it sounds more profound than all the others] lmao >dude I'm feeling a crushing wave of nostalgia right now lmao :(
dude guitars and anne frank lmao (this is an easy one)
Owen Robinson
ITAOTS but you forgot the surrealist imagery
Jackson Moore
>dude prostitution an self-harm lmao >dude america is so shit lmao >dude humanity is worthless lmao >dude vanity lmao >dude death penalty lmao >dude love is as corrupted as politics lmao >dude anorexia lmao >dude getting remembered for commiting atrocity is still getting remembered lmao >dude I am misunderstood lmao >dude nostalgia lmao >dude death at the young age lmao >dude holocaust lmao >dude political correctness lmao
Benjamin Barnes
Dude 3 drums and a million flangers lmao
Carson Price
The Holy Bible
Jose Lewis
>dude I hate being irreversibly tied to a single instance of vulnerable, mortal flesh lmao >dude I wanna buy a house lmao >dude I'm scared, but not off any one specific thing. it's more of an existential dead lmao >dude it's hot out and I love you lmao >dude I'm so bored. doing the same thing every day is boring lmao >dude that dress drives me wild omfg lmao >dude I wanna fuck so bad but I don't wanna say it lmao >dude it's so weird to exist lmao >dude you're literally in a coma right now, wait up lmao >dude I'm tired lmao >dude you need to talk about your feelings more, you're so hard to read lmao
Hudson Thompson
that's a book
Sebastian Lopez
>dude capitalism lmao >dude isolation lmao >dude urbanisation lmao >dude everyone is fake lmao >dude capitalism lmao >dude everyone just becomes their parents lmao >dude urbanisation lmao >dude your nostalgia is fake lmao >dude touring sucks lmao >dude some phone calls suck lmao >dude life is fleeting lmao >dude touring sucks lmao >dude depression lmao >dude capitalism lmao >dude capitalism lmao
Andrew Wilson
>dude my girlfriend has cancer lmao >dude my girlfriend has cancer lmao >dude my girlfriend has cancer lmao >dude my girlfriend has cancer lmao >dude my girlfriend has cancer and she's such a total bitch about it lmao >dude my girlfriend has cancer lmao >dude my girlfriend has cancer lmao >dude my girlfriend has cancer lmao >dude my girlfriend has cancer lmao >dude my girlfriend has cancer lmao >dude my girlfriend just died lmao
Ethan Jenkins
>dude new york sucks lmao
Luke Brooks
MPP
Jacob Baker
a crow looked at me ahahahhaha
Blake Kelly
>dude why didn't I say anything lmao >dude I'm sentient now lmao >dude I believe in you even against impossible odds lmao >dude *SCREECH* lmao >dude I just woke up lmao >dude you have to do things to make them happen lmao >dude why do I trust you lmao >dude stop being depressed lmao >dude life is beautiful but also fleeting lmao >dude nice watch lmao >dude sick horn lmao Lonesome Crowded West
Angel Smith
>he doesn't know
Carson Sullivan
>dude abuse lmao >dude my girlfriend just died lmao >dude I hate parties lmao >dude I don’t care lmao >dude night lmao >dude where is she lmao >dude abuse 2 lmao >dude I want to die lmao >dude [Instrumental] lmao
>dude, I just realized I've become extremely bitter in my adult years >dude, everyone ends up here, right? I hope other people end up here, they don't deserve to be happy >dude, hedgehog dilemma >dude, I am literally going insane >dude, dystheism >dude, I'm coomer >dude, the thought that I'll probably kill myself one day terrifies me >dude, none of these assholes even know what it is they're criticizing >dude, the monotony of everyday life is driving me literally insane >dude, none of those years were as good as I remember them, where they? There wasn't a decline, I was always in hell
Henry Ross
Yes. Don't bother listening to it now; you have to be a teenager going through an intense wave of depression in order to 'get it'. Listening now, as an adult, it'll just be fucking lame no matter how depressed you are
Liam Morris
I don't know what this one is but bump because I really really want too
Carter Sullivan
>dude we're weezer
Mason Mitchell
>dude...I just...I fucking can't anymore lmao >dude that's it I've fucking HAD IT lmao >DUDE I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND, I'M THROUGH. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH LMAO >dude I'm legit shaking with rage right now lmao >dude... I'm stuck in bed, paralyzed with fear. I am terrified of what I'm becoming. I think I'm losing my mind lmao >dude...l-lmao >dude you should probably leave, like right the fuck now. I'm serious, bad shits about to go down lmao >dude stop telling me what to do lmao >dude I have reached the peak of existential angst. I am literally running away with the intention of flinging myself into the ocean, never to be seen again lmao >dude I have bathed in the viscera of my enemies and am now making deliberate attempts to breach your personal property and enter your house as you sleep lmao (It's not Death Grips)
Jayden Rogers
>dude, i'm hung up lmao >dude, i go to psychedelic dungeons and i got the crabs because i'm a hippie and i'm stoned lmao >dude i wish i was back in the alley but also cops are really fucking bad lmao lazyposting because i don't feel like posting all of the tracklist
Bentley Williams
The last Wavves album?
John Hernandez
I'm thinkin Weezer
Tyler Gomez
That's not what the album is about at all, stupid pleb.
Adam Watson
I think it's better if I describe their discography instead
>dude I'm all mysterious n shit. what am I gettui ready to do? everybody pay attention to me lmao >dude I'm a plant or something lmao >dude the beach lmao
Caleb Clark
Yes, I know the album is an allegory for a failing relationship with an emotionally abusive/manipulative party and blah blah blah but the record at face value is literally just a bunch of songs about a character whose girlfriend has cancer lmao
Wyatt Reyes
It's okay, I know these things are hard to understand sometimes but the album really is a hidden treasure (if you know where to find it).
Hunter Sullivan
>dude depression lmao >dude parties lmao >dude scottish wars of independence lmao >dude mysterious lyric allegory lmao >dude drug possession lmao >dude drums lmao >dude california lmao >dude rivers lmao
A Crow Looked at Me
Connor Garcia
>dude, things didn't get better as I grew older, and now I have anger issues >dude, I'm trying to convince myself I'm better than everyone >dude, nearly all my friends have died or left me due to my toxic behavior, I'm going to pretend that this is a weight of my back for my sanity >dude, I'm pushing away what little people I have left >dude, I hope my family doesn't mourn my death and pretend they didn't see it coming, none of you ever reached out to me anyway >dude, oh shit, I really am going to die soon aren't I? Please someone just fucking help me >dude, I need to face everyone now, knowing how they'll feel when I die. I need to pretend that I don't know. I hate myself. >dude, I'm gonna do drugs until I forget about all the people that have left me, this is stupid >dude, I didn't realize how important romantic affection was to me >dude, I genuinely fucking hate how happy you all are. Are you fucking kidding me? Why is this happening? This is not fucking fair in any sense >dude, this is a cover, but still has narrative relevance to the album >dude, the guilt from my death will eat away at everyone, and I'm glad >dude, every day I wish I could kill you, but its because I love you >dude, I wish I was some homeless person on crack or something pissing everywhere >dude, I think I'll stick around for a little longer. There are still a few things I need to do, I think. I'm too stubborn anyway
Lucas Fisher
Caligula?
Cameron Morgan
I'll give you a hint It's the second best Weezer album