Your favorite Zig Forums character goes on Joe Rogan. What's it like?
Your favorite Zig Forums character goes on Joe Rogan. What's it like?
>so, you work out?
>"You've gotta be realistic here kid, sometimes there's no way to talk, sing or cry your way outta shit and you need to know what to do in that situation"
Why do I get the feeling Korra and Rogan would become best friends?
>Joe, that's the DUMBEST thing I ever heard. You're a nutjob! Hey Frylock, come in here!
Because Korra can talk about the things that Rogan can actually talk about. Fighting, working out and weed and even if Rogan ever disagreed with Korra, on anything, she'd eventually learn that, if she lets him talk long enough, he will eventually come back around to agreeing with her.
>*defeated sigh* "I mean, I guess I can see how leaving the spirit portal open is good in the long-run, but man I see all these Sato-tube videos of spirits fucking shit up and I dunno, seems like an issue."
>Korra post
>Shake post
Brian: Jooooooooooe! Joe-man! The JOEinatooooooor... heh.. aaaaaah it's so good to SEE ya buddy!
Stewie: Comin' on a little strong there, Bri
Brian: So Joe I've always wondered what your process is man, like do you like, ever bring back anything from your DMT experiences oooooor...
Only select anons know.
Can he interact with him on DMT?
i feel like they'd get along
>Anyway Korra, have you ever tried DMT and then went into the Avatar-state?
Joe Rogen on the left
Once-ler on the right
> Joe, they have cryogenic freezing technology
God damn is this accurate as hell how Jones would respond
Fuck, I can hear it
>LOOK AT ME AANG
>AANG
>AANG LOOK HERE
>AAAAAAAAANG
>"So, ALL those alien chicks and you didn't try to fuck one? Come on dude come on."
>"Not even the centipedle? Dude."
> have you ever seen a fully grown platypus bear?
> Jamie pull up that picture of a wild platypus bear
> Jesus look at the size of that thing, that thing could rip you apart without even trying
Gay and incredibly stupid.
I honestly have no idea.
At best I think Joe would ask her if the ZPD has ever been affected by the Black Lives Matter George Floyd Protest.
Judy Hopps would give her sympathies but be confused because black humans don't exist where she comes from.
>There's this rumor goin' round, you heard this Bruce?
>No-no
>Some people on the internet think you're that crazy Bat-guy
>Yeah, okay I've heard that, ridiculous right?
>RIDICULOUS! Billionaire Bruce Wayne is--
>Is Batman
>Crazy
>I mean, you'd have to have the time to train in Brazillian Ju-jitzu to do that. You work out?
>Kettle bells sometimes, a little swimmi-
>Love the kettle bells. That's good for you. Hey you ever tried DMT?
Everyone fucking knows.
I doubt that, with how many new anons show up every day. Nobody lurks before posting anymore, they just jump right into a thread on day 1.
I GROW TULIPS
>Wow, that's crazy..
>>so, you work out?
>Dots being a slut joke will not be allowed in the reboot
Sad
>"What's it like working with all those huge animals? Lions tigers bears n' shit? Do ever wonder if those things will just rip you apart? Because they absolutely could, absolutely!"
>"You ever have to worry about hawks? One time I saw this hawk swoop down in my backyard and snatch up a baby rabbit, shit was brutal, the mother kept running around after it took off like it was still trying to- oh shit, sorry here we got some kleenex"
>"Joe Rogan, who is this "friend of yours" you speak of? You always bring him or her up and it's driving me nuts."
Fuck, SG should interview Rogan for C2C.
They’re both a couple a meatheads. It would unironically be a great JRE ep
Bruce could come in dressed as Batman and rogan still probably wouldn’t be able to put it together.