Depressing gritty reboot about giant robots that go pew pew

>depressing gritty reboot about giant robots that go pew pew

I seriously feel too old for this. Seriously is this 2010 part 2? Is gritty reboots and joss weadon dialogue all there is?

At least it's a little funny when the animation is janky, but fucking hell lighten up

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Why did they make Prowl gay?

gay tansformers is nothing new

Why do you care? Is there even a whopping 3 character trais you can tell me about him from the original show?

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>get exactly what fans wanted out of transformers
>even made g1 models to animate with
>still not happy
you know what that means boys.
youtu.be/zEikwnO2rs4 but transformers coming your way.

That's not even what I'm mad at, giving Megatron a love interest crossed a new line.

Megatron is in gay with Prowl??

No, Starscream.
Yeah, I know we joke about how they really love each other, but actually making it cannon.

>trying to satisfy G1fags
Absolutely the most retarded move you can make

This shit got old real quick
No one in the show is gay

You are for watching it

Do the bots officaly have genders? I thought that was just an IDW thing.

Prime satisfied me just fine for appealing to my G1 sensibilities.

Prime is literally nothing like G1 tho

This.

WAAA I NEED BRIGHT COLOURS AND MY GOOD FEEL FEEL GOOD GOOD

Grow up, user

I will now watch your show.

That's just Rescue Bots, we already got that.

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>g1 models

they're toy models, holy fucking shit, current stuff on shelves on not g1

It's what a lot of kids growing up in that time falsely remember G1 to be. It had a lot more drama and epic moments with Megatron and Optimus Prime getting into sword fights, instead of shit like...playing basketball or time traveling to King Arthur's court.

To promote sodomy to children, obviously.
Yes it is. There were no fags on Cybertron before IDW.

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It had both. Why are you people so afraid of levity?

g1 was retarded bullshit with funny aliens and colorful lasers, prime was edgy bullshit with generic zombies and dark energon poisoning

Why are you obsessed with a commercial to sell toys? There is better media out there.

>Why did they make Prowl gay?
A straight robot wouldn’t name himself prowl. Of course he would take in the butt Alucard style.

how can robots poop if they cant even eat

There really isn't. All media is just propaganda now

I mean I don't mind gritty reboots if they do it right.
This doesn't.

>Name prowl
>Gets his butt prowled by a bigger robot
Bravo Nolan

Someone give me a quick rundown on this, ive been waiting for a new transformers show since prime ended

>how can robots poop if they cant even eat
Robots have built in sex organs. Transformers butts are literally built for anal.

G1 was more serious than cartoons now, but had seversl more light hearted episodes. It wasn't like Adventure Time where every episode has characters talking like bland hipsters to undercut the events.

>Why are you talking about a cartoon on the cartoon board? Stop doing that.
The only argument dumber then this is the whole "it just sells toys so you can't criticize it at all ever" shit people push whenever a show comes out and happens to have a toyline. It does nothing to stop the actual quality of the show itself

sounds faggy, did idw write this?

Most edgy 3D animated transformers show so far. Prowl not only has gay sex but he a bottom.

The quality will always be shit given its a commercial to sell toys.

the writing was shit. the were argumenative to each other to cause a false sense of seriousness and drama but came off annoying. I am use to high grade tv like breaking bad and mad men and true detective ,hell if you want to be fair i like venture brothers i like berserk, but i hated this. bumbee ohhhh i am a suvirior. wheeljack let me tell you guys about the energon optmimis prime, oh wait tell us later wheel jack hurrrrr.
this was bad this was insulting to my intellgence. the target demo is edgey 12 year olds. i am 42 give me band of brothers but with robots give me a western gundam give me a souls borne game but with transformers not this shit

Cyberverse season 3 is a million times better
Hell, watching the cut scenes from the old War for Cybertron games is better, plotwise.
This was just meh. Not bad, but meh.

>Prowl not only has gay sex but he a bottom.
I genuinely cant tell if this is a joke or not

>The quality will always be shit given its a commercial to sell toys.
you think gay robot butt sex will help sale toys?

children are too busy with fortnite to care about gay robots

Its for fans who like to take the concept seriously, nothing wrong with that.

If you want a lighthearted take, Cyberverse is perfect for it.

Can you imagine how much gay butt sex Kevin Smith he-man have?

no one cares about heman besides manchildren. and shera flopped so its back to the og shera for the man children's wives that loved the show

And I don't really think I need to specify, but anyone claiming theres gay robots or butt sex is just shitposting.