The Problem With Spider-Woman

It's hard to think of a Marvel character more fucked than Jessica Drew, second only to maybe Tigra. What the hell is Marvel even trying to do with her anymore besides get mileage out of the "Spider" brand name Peter has worked so hard to establish. Are they just now, after so many years, trying to make her a part of Peter's super-family? Just look at this costume. Moreover
>Doesn't spin a web
>Even more irrelevant now thanks to Miles stealing her signature move
>Has to compete with Ghost Spider, Anya, and Silk
>Her most relevant costar is Carol
>Entire gimmick now is "Hey she's a mom now!"
What the hell can you do with Spider-Woman anymore? How can we "fix" her? It's kind of hard when her entire purpose for existing is to sit on a patent

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>What the hell can you do with Spider-Woman anymore?

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No! That doesn't fix anything you persistent /u/fag.

Remove baby. Have her be the new Nick Fury. She has been around the spy game to go quintuple agent with the best of them, and she is through being a pawn and is ready to play at the big table. A grizzled jaded Spider-Woman without a country. Spy adventures for her in her book. Shadowy morally questionable for the greater good appearances in other books.
Carol can tell her she doesn't even know her anymore after Jess uses their friendship to complete an operation, without informing Carol of the true details.

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Sounds cool.

>Have her be the new Nick Fury.
They're never getting rid of Fury, and even if they did, Hill or Tony would have the job.
>Spy adventures
Not going to work since its the only gimmick keeping Black Widow relevant.

>How can we "fix" her?
How about we fix Julia Carpenter instead.

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I hate that costume

>Entire gimmick now is "Hey she's a mom now!"
A gimmick that she stole from Julia Carpenter.

That would just be the final nail in the coffin.

>How about we fix Julia Carpenter instead.
If Sony actually make a Madame Web movie about her, Marvel will never fix her.

Just give her back her powers, and her daughter, and bring back forceworks.

>the "How do we fix Jessica Drew?" threads are back
more things change the more they stay the same

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>and bring back forceworks.
They did, but US Agent was the only member of the original team. All the others get is this variant cover.

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>They did, but US Agent was the only member of the original team
Then it’s not really forceworks.

If they didn't reunite the team for this, they're never going to, some of them are never going to be seen again unless a writer wants to kill them.

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>the "Spider" brand name Peter has worked so hard to establish
You know Peter isn't a real person, right?

>fix a character literally created to keep the rights of the name Spider-Woman
>a character even Stan Lee himself didn't like
>fix her
No, replace her for a good character

They did, then Kelly benched the replacement and that dumbass Bendis dug the original her up from the grave.

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bring back her fun roommate from the 1970s

Sounds exactly like early Peter’s powers since he built the webshooters.

Replace her with the evil Spider-woman and make her a Spidey villain.

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Marriage

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I don’t think that Porcupine and Jessica should get married, and I sure as hell don’t want Rhodey stuck with Car-Ell.

It looks like the artist just ripped off the fem miles costume here honestly. Why do the writers hate her original costume?

And to answer your question OP there is no fixing Jessica she was just created to hold a trade mark every spider woman whose come after her fills her niche better and marvel seems to only like her because she was the first

I wonder what the world would be like if Bendis went through with his original idea and Jessica Drew be the protag of Alias and never made Jones.

At least it’s not the shitty jacket look from the last few years.

Luke’s daughter would have spider powers.

I thought the mom thing was to write her off and retire the chaaracter.

I love how Jess is giving Julia shit for stealing her name when Jess blatantly admits to ripping off Peter.

Can we re-brand Jess as "Frog-Woman"? Poison Dart Frogs are colorful, and she can keep the "venom blast" thing. She doesn't webswing anyway (the fuck is up with that?). Also I miss Frog-Man.

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Maybe Spider-Wasp? To justify the flying?

No, it was just because Hopeless, the writer at the time, was having a kid with his wife so he just wrote in Jess getting pregnant. There wasn’t even a good justification for it in the comic, Jess had a one night stand got afraid that would end up pregnant, and then we she didn’t she went and got artificially inseminated.

>I don’t think that Porcupine and Jessica should get married, and I sure as hell don’t want Rhodey stuck with Car-Ell.
OK, so Jessica tracks down the baby's father and marries him, then finds out he's a supervillain. Marcus comes back and fights Rhodey for the right to marry Carol. Rhodey makes a superhuman effort to convince everyone he wasn't trying to lose.

B r u h.

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By getting rid of her and bringing back Mattie and her lust for Pete.

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Pick one Spider-Woman and run with it. Or create a team of Spider-Women.

This

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Turn her into an Oracle-type character. Her kid is a good enough reason to take her off the streets, she's got connections to SHIELD, HYDRA, the news media, the military, and the Avengers, and she's got experience as both a superhero and an investigator. Plus you could bring her back into action if you really wanted to since her stepping out of heroics would be a choice rather than a necessity. Don't necessarily go magical hacker with her, but she could easily be revamped into a linewide recurring character that provides information and support.

>Oh no, the war machine armor lost power in the middle of the fight. I couldn’t do a damn thing.
>But Rhodey the lights were still on.
>Those are hazard lights, they run on their own power supply.
>Okay, but you flew away the fight.
>No, no, you see I was just propelled away by the explosion.
>But there wasn’t any explosion, Rhodey.
>This discussion is over.