DELIVER US

>GLEAMING IN THE MOONLIGHT
>COOL AND CLEAN AND ALL I'VE EVER KNOWN
>ALL I'VE EVER WANTED

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There would be nothing fun about a Jesus movie.

I know, but still. I want it.

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>driving demons into a herd of pigs
>getting his hair oiled in Bethany
>healing and the joy of the restored sick
>checkmating pharisees
every one of those could be a musical romp

Wrong

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It would make for a pretty damn powerful movie with fun parts honestly. Jesus had a grand total of two bad chapters in his life; his isolation in the desert and everything from the Last Supper onwards. It'd be a mix of serious and fun until the very end, where the movie would just get 100% serious. Prince of Egypt had its fair share of completely serious moments so I don't see how a Jesus movie would necessarily be much different, the hardest part would be trying to fit all of the miracles in.

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>THEN LET MY HEART BE HARDENED, AND NEVER MIND HOW HIGH THE COST MAY GROW
>THIS WILL STILL BE SO
>I WILL NEVER LET YOUR PEOPLE GO

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>nothing fun about a Jesus movie
Jesus was the greatest prankster of his generation;
>yo lads who wants to see me walk over this lake lmao
>alright son pass me that bottle of water let's get krunk
>fuck man this storm is really making me seasick lemme just throw this clod of earth over the side and clear it
>lads I've got this idea for the most legendary prank ever committed, just give me a Roman religious panic and 3 days behind a boulder

not religious but this song is cool - youtube.com/watch?v=GJleW4TCQM0

Need a Song of Solomon movie

>Christians produce some of the most powerful works of art in all of history
>Now they're largely associated with cheap cash-ins or painfully mediocre content
Seriously, what the fuck happened? I'm not even Christian but I feel like the Christian faith has been directly responsible for a number of incredible artistic works, and don't understand how it fell this low.

1973 > All other versions

Christianity became less prominent in society and thus stopped being the main subject of most artists.

I've had a controversial theory for a while that the entertainment industry is run by people who don't like Jesus very much, and would be less likely to fund ambitious projects about him.

Widespread literacy in the west meant that grand imposing displays of the awesome power of faith in God (Cathedrals, immense murals etc.) were no longer as important because people could read the bible for themselves instead of needing an obvious symbol (and priest) to understand why Christianity was so important.

Where is Bible man? Have you accepted him into your bosom?

>This western bias
>Ignoring all the art from all over the globe

>RIVER DELIVER HIM THERE

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>WTF, this tree won't give me any fruit.
"It's...it's not the season for fruit, Jesus."
>That's no excuse, fuck this tree.

I consider the art of most if not all high cultures to be incredibly beautiful, but also recognize that Christianity has been directly responsible for a large number of extremely powerful works of art. This extends to the Coptic Church and Nestorian Christians, who had little relationship to classic Western influences.

he magically made a kid age to death once, if I'm remembering correctly