Star Trek

It used to be a funny joke

Here they were trying to be exciting and amazing with a budget of 2 graham crackers and a woodpecker.
Lower Decks seems to be "haha, who cares".
I hope it's good, but I won't hold by breath.

Cute drunk

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Star Trek isn't Zig Forums

Those are some bedroom eyes on her. Perhaps she's also a horny drunk.

Quotes from the showrunner:

>the series would not be "Rick and Morty in the world of Star Trek"
>a "love letter" to Star Trek that would be appropriate for audience members aged "11 to 70"
>McMahan discusses how hard it is to put together a good comedy writers room, that also needs to create a good Star Trek show that focuses on social-emotional stories of the main characters."
>"It was important to us when watching our show that it treats all Star Trek seriously"
>"How many Star Trek episodes have you seen where it’s about how we’re out in space but the point is that we’re still human? ... To me, when we’re telling a Star Trek story, it’s important that people feel like people."
>“I’m a huge Star Trek fan, and nobody needs a Star Trek comedy that made fun of Star Trek, nor was I interested in doing that that. I was interested in writing a Star Trek that could be canon, that follows the rules of other Star Trek shows that I loved, and has everything that you love about Star Trek, including the way you tell stories."
>"A big thing that was important to me was figuring out how do we comedically access these characters. How can these characters be funny and not break Star Trek? You can’t have a Morty [from Rick and Morty] in Star Trek. You can’t just have a stupid person in Starfleet, otherwise it breaks the aspirational paradigm of what humanity is like in Starfleet. So our leads are foils for each other, but they’re very much ingrained in Star Trek."

The show has more than enough potential to be good, even if the trailer was cut poorly (as are most trailers) I'm still looking forward to it and I think Zig Forums shouldn't give it the cold shoulder out of the gate

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How many dicks do you think she sucked back in the academy?

Because this isn't the superior Kelvin Timeline where phasers come equipped with handy color coded rotating cores that let you know if you're set for stun or kill.

Weirdest fucking gimmick.
youtu.be/VoMf2LYKJDg?t=75

Needs a beard.

It's a lower beard, nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

I don't think it's out yet, it's just marketers spamming threads to build hype

Or a crop top.

Ok, I’m not normally into black chicks, but she’s actually really cute

That sounds like a nice copy pasta a young executive at Viacom gave you. You’ve got one episode, regardless I’ve been trained to learn that any long standing franchise is just meant to be shat on by each new edition to it. There has been nothing from CBS that makes me think this show will be any different, public ally fire kurtzman and we’ll talk

>one episode

Alright post the link

>show is announced
>designs come out
>Zig Forums speculates that she'll probably be a hypercompetent yasqueenslay who will make the white male character superfluous and useless
>Zig Forums complains
>trailer comes out
>Zig Forums discovers that she's an incompetent buffoon who needs to be saved by the while male character just as much as she saves him
>Zig Forums complains
Very interesting.

This show is trash because none of the jokes will be funny, but please give them a little credit for surpassing Zig Forums's expectations.

Im hoping that it manages to surprise me like Harley Quinn did

I don’t have access to it user you’ll just have to be “disappointed” with me on the 6th

Because the Starfleet manual doesn't cover shooting at people in jest. You wanna know what it says? It says "Don't."

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It's almost like Zig Forums isn't some kind of hive mind and you could have been seeing different opinions from different people, but that would be unpossible!

>lower decks is going for the same audience as Harley Quinn
It’s just getting worse and worse

A lot of white dicks if she wants a seat in the low deck back of the ship.

The audience for every edgy sci fi or superhero adult cartoon is just people our age user, that's not news.