Realistically, how would a Family Guy parody of Steven Universe go?

Realistically, how would a Family Guy parody of Steven Universe go?

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NORMAL WORDS

>Normal words by rock gals!
And people would lose their shit.

Peter as Steven makes a half hearted attempt to redeem a gem

They make fun of the talk no jutsu by having Steven getting beaten to a bloody pulp when he tries talking someone down because lol gory shock humor

Normal words, but a lesbian alien!

"Aw jeez, Louis! Look at all this crap children's programming! Steven Universe, what the hell is that even? How am I s'posed to make a cutaway with this friggin' crap?"

[cutaway to screenshot]

Stewie: "See Peter this is how you know we've run out of ideas."

[pan back and it's Garnet being chased by Quagmire]

This. But it'll probably be after Steven makes some long monologue to a canon character or to some character known in pop culture that couldn't be redeemed.

>Peter: Freakin' sweet, Lois! A veritable army of ugly chicks to bag! Nyeheheheh
>Lois: Peter, these are alien space rocks, they don't even have genitals or a reproductive system. And I'm your wife! Have you gone out of your mind?!
>Peter: When you're in the ocean, Lois, you gotta swim. But that's not something you would understand. I'm saying you're not a man, if you don't get my man analogy.
>Lois: Peter, whatever analogue for an intimate relationship they would have-
>Peter dances around random gems that look like background characters, until he cracks one of their gems with his shoe and her body cracks.
>Peter: Oh, oh my God, I'm so sorry! Are you going to cry about it? You're going to cry about it aren't you? You're crying already. Sorry, I don't understand 'space rocks', that was just a glint of light. Well you gonna cry? Are ya? Are ya, huh? Oh she's cryin'. Conquering the universe with your tears.
>Brian, sipping a mixture of liquids: If you check the refined lore found on the Steven Universe wiki, you'll find that their stiffest challenges were plants and little furry animals. I looked it up to bang.

if it's family guy, it has to be the most surface-level observation you can think of. something the writers picked up on watching one episode or a few clips on youtube

Too deep into lore. Think more surface level

>lol crying lesbians

Ugh. I know this would happen and it'd be every bit as cringy as I imagine it.

HOLY CRAP LOUIS ITS SANS UNDERTALE

"Like that time I ate Cookie Cats with Steven Universe!"

Cuts to Peter at Steven's House

"Wow, these are amazing what flavor are they Steven?"

"'Rock'y Road, Peter!"

Steven doesn't do that anymore in SUF

>peter: Rock Lesbians, and a fat retarded child

why is the lighting on this so goddamn accurate?

Wouldn’t Chris make more sense for Steven?

Pearl and Garnet teaching sex ed at Steven's school, which leads to them making out with each other in front of the class and embarrassing him.

Hitler says he is sorry and steven defends him for it

>[pan back and it's Garnet being chased by Quagmire]
Quagmire doesn't do sex anymore, now his character is being a grumpy old man and the only cultured person in town

"aw jeez Lois. This is so awkward. It's like the time I was talking to White Diamond"
>Camera cuts away to white diamond in the warship
"What is this? Where is pink?"
>Camera goes to pink Peter
"Oh man, you don't know? I swore I told you... She uh, she.... uh.. Lois could you, could you field this one for me? I'm not great at delivering bad news"
>Lois and the rest of the family are still frozen white under White Diamond's control
"Oh crap, right. That. Other Peter could you uh, could you tell her?"
>Normal peter is clutching his stomach, a la the arrow to the knee scene
"Well, she's uh, she's not here anymore."
"What did you say?"
"She's, uh, she's gone. She's gone." (deadpan voice)

fuck I hate family guy so much

Meg: dad have heard of Steven Universe?
Peter: no

Stewie Universe immediately kills the Homeworld Gems and the day is saved.

normal words but dykes

>Hey Meg watcha watching?
>Steven uniwhat? What’s that
>Steven Universe dad! It’s my FAAAVORITE cartoon of all-time, it explores social, racial, and emotional issues and constructs in clever and subtle ways while having lighthearted themes and fun musical numbers

>Garnet(incredibly british accent): steben we go’a do some’in about rainbow sardine
>Steven: i know, *pulls out guitar* lets just all be gay and have fun
>*generic villain starts crying, pearl and amethyst start making out

>Clever and subtle huh?

Alternate way

>We now return to: Steven Universe
>Steven crying, garnet having sex with amethyst in the background, Greg lying on the floor presumably dead with a gun next to his body

>man cartoons are weird these days

Eh, seems like something Peter would be Into. Maybe start a cult. He’s not consistent

Just literally this but with Stevonnie and Pearl

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BUT A ROCK GUY

> Peter say's at least we don't raise our kids as badly as a group of butch Lesbians
> Cut to the gems who are all stereotypically angry butch lesbians and Steven as a neglected/abused child