Which super-heroes are circumcised? Superman probably isn't

Which super-heroes are circumcised? Superman probably isn't.

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Superman circumcised himself with heat vision and a mirror; the same way he shaves.

>Superman probably isn't.
he jewish tho

Why, though?

You can't circumcise pincers.

Dick was a circus gipsy so he's definitively uncut, unless bruce chopped his dick when he trained him

Couldn't they just use metal from the ship he came to earth in?

Batman: Damned showed that Batman's circumcised, despite many writers trying to push the idea that the Waynes are catholic. It's canon.

>Superman
One of those bi-colored circumcised ones
>Aquaman
Hung and uncut, doesn't trim his blond jungle
>Wonder Woman
Has an 8" strap-on for Bruce
>Dick
Uncut and long, but no one cares when his glutes do all the work
>Batman
Hung dark dick, well trimmed, but has trouble keeping it up

Getting circumcised was part of the training.

As an affirmation of his Jewish identity.

Do you guys think that the amazons cut the girls' clit basically doing their own version of female circumcision? is Wonder Woman clit-less?

Uncircumcised peni are gross.

>Hung dark dick
>dark
Wait, isn't he wait? Do white guys have dark dicks?

No, the Amazons did however cut off their daughters' breasts so they'd be more mobile in battle. If accurate to the mythology, Wonder Women should be boob circumcised.

Get the fuck out of here, Lex. You bald jew!

Ben Grimm is a practicing Jewish man, he is most definitely circumcised, what is that even a question?

Pinkish actually. I'm cut though cuz Protestant parents so I don't know about intact guys.

Pretty sure anglo and/or irish catholics in the USA still get circumcised.

isn't the whole point of female circumcision so they dont enjoy sex and "become whores"? That tends to be a thing in 3rd world shitholes where there is a patriarchy that treat their women as second class. I would assume since the amazons are all pro-women/liberation/freedom/etc.. they wouldn't dare take away their sexual pleasure, nor would the idea ever come across them, unless it's a way to punish one another for crimes.

Catholics are actually somewhat anti-circumcision so I have doubts. Canadians and Americans circumcise a lot but the Quebecois for instance don't.

Circumcised:
Bruce
Damian
Barry
Billy
Hal
John Stewart
Guy
Kent Nelson
Captain Atom
Hank Hall
Booster
Apollo

Not Circumcised:
Oliver
Clark
Arthur
Jonah
Any alien species really
Constantine
Jason
Hawkman
Ted

Depends on the mood:
J'onn

>any alien species
Do we even know if all of them have dicks to begin with?

Some white guys do in my experience. Might be a bit of mixing leading to it, but for some reason I can't imagine Batman with a pretty pink penis, too dark and brooding.

Why would Damian be circumcised?

Edgy little shit probably did it himself

It's not a protestant/catholic thing, it's an anglophone/everyone else thing.

They're a bunch of women stuck in an island with no man insight and they all wish to stay that way. I can see the amazons circumcising the little girls so they won't get dick fever when they grow up and decide to march out of the island after a deluded quest for cocks.

You think Lobo isn't packing anything?
Would be a shame if he wasn't.

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So how come Batman was circumcised in Damned if the Waynes were always portrayed as Catholics like the Kennedys?

Could Arisia potentially have had a dick?

We know Katma viewed herself as both female and male. So John Stewart probably sucked alien girl cock with gusto.

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Because circumcision traditionally is an Anglo thing. You can be Anglo and Catholic.

Because it has nothing to do with Christian denomination.

Who's packing the biggest dick? And why is it J'onn?

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The Joker cut Batman's dick during a big fight.

>aquaman doesn't trim
Shouldn't he though. To like minimize hair drag in the water?

Joker is a dirty Jew confirmed.

Batman have bathed in the Lazarus Pit several times. Would the Lazarus Pit heal his cut dick?

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To be fair that was originally the idea behind male circumcision too

>Aquaman
>Hung and uncut, doesn't trim his blond jungle

Wrong. Atlanteans have one inch dicks to reduce drag in the water. That's why they were so insecure about land dwellers taking their women in the Aquaman film. Arthur Curry is 3 inches erect because he's only half Atlantean.

At least in Anglo culture. Jews and Muslims probably started doing it for desert hygiene.

The Waynes might be Catholic, but the Kanes were Jewish. Martha wanted Bruce's dick cut and Thomas relented.

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>Arthur Curry is 3 inches erect because he's only half Atlantean.
So that's why Mera's perpetually irritated.

>The Waynes might be Catholic
Where is anyone getting this idea? They're almost certainly Episcopalian.