Wonder what Steven’s up to on his trip
Wonder what Steven’s up to on his trip
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Romantic relations with his girlfriend.
if someone shot steven in the head with a regular gun would he die?
No, his gem is separate from his brain and would heal the wound. As long as the gem is intact he should be fine.
they should have shown steven getting shot in the head in the show
Probably boring milquetoast shit like eating at diners and seeing popular landmarks, if he hasn't already settled down become some gay barista on the west coast.
I agree. They should've anticipated this question.
well it's not like they answered any of their own questions
Sucking cock via prostitution
Sometimes I think you people forget this is a kids show that aired on the Cartoon Network
I unironically kind of wish they did that not out of some edgy desire to see Steven suffer but because of how insane the reaction would have been. Like holy shit even if it was off-screen Zig Forums would probably go ballistic.
Probably the bubbleshield would autoreact.
I mean it did it for the beezooka.
The answers would've been unsatisfactory because the universe didn't make sense in the first place.
Yep, Steven fits the generic hipster faggot bill to a tee.
Probably busy leaving a trail of quarter-gem babies all around the country.
That actually sounds plausible since Diamond extract makes Gems.
Visiting glory holes
ding ding ding we have a winner
He pussied out and went back home after 3 days.
But he still sucked dick, right?
He got hit in the head by a rock that would kill a normal person, he had that cut on his forehead
It would be very painful.
For the one who shoot him
>if he hasn't already settled down become some gay barista on the west coast
Steven's a hipster faggot, but he's an East Coast hipster faggot. It's a totally different breed than your West Coast hipster faggot, which really is broken down into several sub-faggotry levels.
The first time, Steven wouldn't know it's coming right at him so he's gonna get blown up and get insta repaired.
Second time, because his gem knows its a threat, he gonna slow time as soon as bullet is coming at him.
What do you got against diners?
You're a big guy.
Why would he go to the west coast, Hollywood is in Kansas
For you
is that a motherfucking fiat uno reference
They can show trannies but not basic violence?
Learning how to follow his girlfriend’s culture and street shitting.
So he’s busy recording his leftist podcast, is what you’re saying?