DC=Deathmetal Comics

You might honestly think they handed the keys exclusively to people who pledged fealty to destroying DC.

Ow, the edge.

Tomasi's is the only batbook worth buying at the moment so even that is rough.

these last few years at DC have been 90s Marvel-tier. what the actual fuck are they thinking

Didio and Lee are singularly the worst people to have ever allowed reign over DC. They disagreed on some things but it kept both from going full retard. Didios departure seems to have done nothing but signaled a embrace of going full retard.

Nothing can save DC beside someone who loves Christopher reeves superman and Adam west batman taking over as publisher.

>Nothing can save DC beside someone who loves Christopher reeves superman and Adam west batman taking over as publisher.
To elaborate slightly this is because it would signal a clear intent to return to capeshit being about well-adjusted, optimistic, do-gooders.

excuse me sweatie but the Robin King has some Burt Ward in his personality, so we're already there

>you wanted ice cream? here's some water and here's some curdled cream freeze it and voila!

>The Robin King reveals he dug up the corpse of Barry Allen's mother and stuffed her into a Flash ring, and then murdered Alan Scott's children, mixed their ashes and created a ring capable of canceling out the Green Lantern.
What the fuck am I reading? What's even the point of putting Barry's mom's corpse in a ring?

It’s heckin badass

Have you considered reading an older comic?

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Hack/Slash is a death metal comic.
This is just shit.

Do Own and have read these issues. Want new capeshit that isn't horrible. Yes I read indies as well I don't need condescending faggotry. This is a thread about a horrible event comic.

Man, Snyder used to be legitimately good. Then people stopped reining him in and he got to do whatever he fucking wanted on Justice League. The man needs an editor.

he sells too much, they can't afford to say no to him

We returned to the 90s

You could have stopped this, Zig Forums.

This, he needs someone to curb his autism like they did when he was on Batman.

I couldn't be happier. EXTREME TO THE MAX!

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The new Superman run is good. Not the Bendis run but the optimistic one they're putting out at grocery stores. Man of Tomorrow or something.

Flash stores his costume in a magic ring. So when he calls for it instead of the mask his mom skeleton would be there. Too edgy for a Spawn comic but I guess is way to show how evil the villain is.

Wouldn't that be more appropriate if he were to fight Barry? If he's gonna fight the JSA he's gonna go up against Jay.

So is everything related to "Dark Metal" and "Death Metal" and the Dark Multiverse in general just a blatant mockery of the multiverse concept, or did Snyder fall off the deep end at some point?

Cancerous casuals

Thing is like, metal right now is just sort of wacky and dumb to me. It’s not like a bunch of melodrama and heroes having mental issues and breakdowns, so I’m oddly not that upset as Zig Forums. Like Batman had one for like 5 seconds where he was mopey until WW used talk no jutsu on him.