We've seen people worthy to wield Thor's hammer, but is anyone worthy to wield Eustace's mallet?
We've seen people worthy to wield Thor's hammer, but is anyone worthy to wield Eustace's mallet?
Gabriel Hall
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Gabriel Myers
What are the qualifications for wielding the Mallet of Eustace Bagge?
Grayson Wilson
Being made to look bad.
Noah Moore
Wielding Eustace's mallet requires the same conditions needed to lift Thor's hammer. Eustace was inherently worthy all along, the dog just kept making him look bad.
Wyatt Turner
Owning a stupid dog
Julian Cooper
ahem
Jason Jackson
Bald
David Thompson
Jackson Walker
I thought I saved the Balder comic but I didn't so you get this instead
Connor Parker
how is this intended unlikeable jerk so loveable and likeable
I don't think anyone can truly hate on him
Julian Smith
This version of Muriel made me feel funny
Cameron Kelly
Does this mean Saitama could wield Eustace's mallet?
Logan Jones
Technically speaking, yes.
Adam Thomas
I think it’s a love to hate thing. He’s hateable but it’s a hate you enjoy.
Colton Ward
John Egbert is certainly worthy. Hammers are his thing.
Carson Jones
I could’ve sworn I’ve seen an edit of this where Eustace is dressed like Thor and Muriel is Loki. If anyone has it please share.
Michael Bell
To this I’d add: because he gets his comeuppance all the time. So you can enjoy his asshole antics knowing that in the end he’ll get his just desserts.
Wyatt Scott
50 STR
Tyler Powell
Horst Bagge
Kayden Johnson
because he gave his hat to a little boy
Jeremiah Ross
Because, aside from consistently getting his comeuppance, the few peeks we see into his past do a very good job in explaining how much of an asshole he's become.
Eustace Bagge's grew up the youngest son in a family of four. The Bagge family as a whole seemed to have a very self-centered belief system, and believed that getting what they wanted was far more important than any sort of moral consequence, and that theft was an acceptable way to succeed in life. We see this with every member of the family, not just Eustace: Ma Bagge is consistently shown within the series to be a greedy, deceitful woman who does whatever she can to get what she wants, and Ickett Bagge, while not shown on screen, nevertheless followed this belief by leaving his family with an accordion that he himself had stolen from a sand whale. Even Horst Bagge, easily the most successful Bagge, tended to value his own ego and accomplishments more than anything else.
Eustace was the punching bag of his family: belittled by his brother and shunned by his parents, for the majority of his early life Eustace only knew himself as worthless, useless and stupid. This negative self-image would carry on into his adult life, and when we the viewer are shown a glimpse into his inner self, what we see is...a young boy, his head burning in the sun and desperately craving just an iota of kindness and sympathy from someone else.
Camden Nelson
Yes
Jaxon Long
Great rage. Any Red Lantern could wield it successfully.
Zachary Ross
you don't really know much about him outside being angry. has no hot opinions. he's violent, but not offensive
Adrian Adams
YA KNOW HOW YA SPELL UGLY?
Justin Jones
(YOU), (YOU), (YOU), (YOU), (YOU),
Cooper Lopez
I like to think this short is him and muriel as a younger couple, and despite his toxic behavior, he got his act together and mellowed out and they made things work.
Jack Lee
And you are extremely
bald
Joshua Cooper
The only thing that's uglier than thisis this
Tyler Moore
Are you bald?
Yes.