Just read all this weeks X of swords early

trust me, if issue 14 made people angry with the reused art, this one is gonna be a fucking massacre for Hickman and the X team.

AMA anything about it and I'll be proven right Wednesday, can't post pics since they have the fuck early ready stamps all over them but thought i should warn ya... The fights that were built up are BAD

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How many dicks does magik take?

0
but she gets cucked out of her fight with Pogg ur pogg cause otherworld queen bitch lady,says its a fight with arms not "arms" weapons and makes them arm wrestle and of course she loses to pogg

no way thats real.

does the poison for Wolverine come into play from Marauders last issue?

yes

Doug eats some of Wolverine's food and the BAD GUYS save him by cutting an opening in his neck to breath and the White bad guy (white blade i think) cures him and forfeits cause he belives posion is for cowards, so thats one fight that wont happen

bump cause im just curious now

no other questions about it guys? trust me, its gonna be a shit storm Wednesday...

Ah, now eventually Hickman does plan to have a sword fight in his, in his sword tournament, right?

no fucking way...

Does Wolverine snikting Saturnine do anything other than have her act annoyed?

why Magik didn't transform into her Darkchyld form? doesnt she has more strength that way?

How badly does Isca beat Betsy?

so far
Betsy has a sword fight with Isca the unbeaten and her sword just shatters and she LITTERALLY falls to pieces like glass, and is swept up, its emplied the Queen bitch cheated but thats and wolverine sword fight with summoner and kills him, but loses since the fight was "to the death" and the summoner actually died no other sword fights so far, just stupid word play stuff

no
she shows him a future where he cheats and kills her and the world loses and gets destroyed so she lets it go and he gives up on it

Wow that sounds retarded.

she just dosent, they dont even explain it, she just arm wrestles Pogg as her "normal" self,
if they explained why not i must have missed it but im pretty sure i didnt

Just a mugga acting like a typical mugga with no impulse control and muggaing out.

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Glad I'm not buying this crap.

read above, she
the fight starts and betty gets like 2 swings and literally falls to pieces like glass and is swept away like glass, I think the queen lady cheated but its not clear

Not terrible I guess
fucking terrible

So a tournament arc without the tournament. Well subverted, Hackman.
>tips fedora

Do you get payed every time you say that

Like, this is a stupid ass thing they would do.

>>Spend 14 issues giving almost every single character a fucking sword.
>>Fights are gags or "I forfeit"

MOTHER FUCKER! How can they justify such a joke of an event?! I was initially excited for a tournament arc, but this is Hickman mooning the reader!

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Wait, who falls into glass pieces? Betsy or Isca?

So Betsy is just flat out dead now?

Why does the word "mugga" offend you?

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Betsy

I'm confused, does Betsy die or what? What's the point of Isca then?
Also if the fight is to the death and someone dies, how does this contradict the rules?

And do they treat her like she died? Or is it a "Hickman's death" where nobody seems to care when someone dies?

well

its implied the otherworld queen did something but yea it seems that way

How did Cyclops get his sword? Also yeah I wasn't expecting much from fucking Wolverine and Magik so glad they got a decent chuckle

Nah brah, there's 22 parts. It will all pay off, trust me

a hickman death

NONE of you have asked about the DOUG fight PLEASE ask me about the DOUG RAMSEY fight

so far cy dosent have a sword

Does Doug fuck Bei, or is it a battle of words?

Does Gorgon die? Only thing I am looking forward to in this event is Gorgon getting his ass kicked.

Are the rules like Ultimate Surrender? Pogg ur Pogg gets to fuck Magik after defeating her.

X of S Words

tell me about Doug

does Monet do anything? is Jubilee only on that one page in the preview?

Doug Ramsey has to fight Bei
and I FUCKING SHIT YOU NOT
he has to Marry Bei, and then both teams have a wedding

This event is a giant troll

Does Magik die?

Are you telling me Marvel lied on their twitter.

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Doug Ramsey has to fight Bei
and I FUCKING SHIT YOU NOT
he has to Marry Bei, and then both teams have a wedding

he is not in the parts i read

You know what is pretty stupid? Apocalypse not giving teen Cable the cure to his TO-virus so that he can use his omega-level psionic powers.

oh fuck i forgot

monet dosent do shit and jubilee flies in with a dragon to try to help and she just gets shut down

so far
no