Who was the beard?

These character designs were so atrocious, I could never get into Rugrats because of them.

that's black

Damn

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That's rude

Howard canonically beats it to playboy mags and a pic of young Betty in his office. I don’t doubt either one of them is bi though (hence the twins).

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I bet those are Betty's

Jokes about their sexuality aside, I will say that even as a kid, these two were a breath of fresh air for me. They showed women can be masculine and men be feminine, but still be straight and have a wholesome family life.

Now that simple fact has been completely forgotten (or forbidden), which is really sad.

Gay people can discover that they're actually bisexual. Happens all the time.

Dude looks like he gets high af everyday

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What does beard mean in this context?

god what an annoying cunt she was
I used to imagine that character being tortured and killed every night until I was 10

It fucking hurts that Betty looks like my step mom.
Who married my biological mom.

Cute.

>he loves his wife
blessed

Sam Roberts looking ass nigga

Thats PRIMETIME Sam Roberts to you, pest.

A social cover for a gay person.

>having a closeted bio mom
Story time please!

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If a gay man is married to or dating a woman to convince people he's straight, then that woman is called his "beard."

>"Hehehehe you mean you don't like ____ hehehe"
>"Well lately on black twitter"
>"What's the haps"
Sam is truly insufferable

Howard's only job is getting pegged by Betty every night.

When I was a kid I never thought for a second that any of those flamboyant characters I saw on tv were gay, they were just... you know, flamboyant. Same with Smithers, to me he was just a lackey by nature until the writers made it very clear he was craving for Burns.

Every lesbian ive ever met had loved taking dick

I've come to believe that homophobia was a carefully constructed word to manipulate people into viewing the primary negative emotion associating with not liking gay shit as fear instead of disgust, which is the actual case. Men have always been manipulated into doing things to not appear cowardly, so call them homophobic instead of something like gay-hating and they change their tune on gay shit real quickly.

Then they're not Lesbian, they're Bi

>and then everyone clapped

>Yeah, BRAH!! I TOTALLY did sex to that lesbian broad with MY dick!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
That's you. That's how you sound.

There really isnt' a story lad.
>Mom went to school with friend.
>Friend moved away
>Mom gets married to my dad who is a bit over twice her age.
>Like its wild, she had me at 27 and he was 56. and she had my two older siblings five and ten years before me.
5 Years Later
>Parents get divorce
>don't know why or what happened
>do not want to know what happened because Im pretty certain my dad was an abusive dick head. But he's dead so I just want to keep a positive memory of him.
>Mom's old School Friend moves in with her own son.
>Just assume theyre good friends and all and we all live together
>Kid Me did not put two and two together until 7 years later when they got married in Vermont.

I was a dumb kid. They shared the same bed and all and my dumb ass kid brain just thought they were best friends.

t.beta male

Glad to see you admit your own sexual insecurities and lack if social status. REAL Men RESPECT Women.

t. Chad