S4 fucking when???

>S4 fucking when???
I never expected Alucard to be such a faggot... what a disappointment.

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>we could have had the traveling adventures of Alucard, Trevor and Sypha as they go from village to village spanking vamps and demons
>instead, Alucard arbitrarily decides to stay alone and do nothing, upon which he regrets doing so, and feels so lonely he eagerly accepts a dick in his ass
>meanwhile Trevor and Sypha do things, and lesbian vampire queens exist
Fuck netflix, fuck Warren Ellis and fuck that poo in loo showrunner.

The only man in this show that's not any shade of faggot so far is Isaac and I'm pretty sure he must like dick or something

>vampire
>not into degeneracy

hmmmm

Ok Billy, how do you feel knowing your website got woke?

He will survive, Guts is still super badass and he got raped by a fatguy.

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Every netflix show is faggot and lesbian propaganda now. All straight white men are evil unless they behave like feminine cucks. All black men and black women are perfect saints. Pay attention to Netflix originals. it is worst than Goebbels level at this point.

Alucard got topped by a tiny japanese kid while blushing and crying from pleasure tho, shits pretty gay at least they could've let him be the top if they were gonna make him go full homo

that's an objectively purer experience than donavan

I found the lack of Carmilla lesbian scenes disappointing.

Are you nuts? The only gay character tried to kill the main protagonist. The only lesbians are evil vampires who want to kill everyone. The only straight couple are the main heroes. What the fuck man?

Still gayer cause Alucard liked getting the dick

Don't worry, Maria will peg him

ummmm... you may want to go rewatch season 2

Maria won't appear, also she a minor.

This show was fucked from the start, here's what it should be been:
>Season 1: CVIII and Curse of Darkness. 12 episodes.
>Season 2: Rondo and Symphony of the Night. 15 episodes
>Season 3: Aria+Dawn mashup where all of Dracula's successors infiltrate the castle inside of the solar eclipse. Finale has Soma confronting himself not by fighting chaos but going back in time and fighting Dracula with Julius and Alucard in 1999. 15 episodes
No court faggotry. No pozzed redesigns. No shitty generic OST when the base material has a mountain of quality music work.

He is an autistic retard.

Yeah, how about we try and make it for a broader audience so that we can show to the american people how inclusive and open we are.

>The only gay character tried to kill the main protagonist.
There's two gay characters. Before the hero gay killed the other gay.
>The only lesbians are evil vampires who want to kill everyone.
>evil
Consider what we've seen represented in humankind so far on the show. The only truly kindhearted human was burned at the stake by the mean old Christians. The lesbian vampires are the good guys. Oh shit I said guys. I should have used something nonbinary instead. I'll be better.

>The only lesbians are evil vampires who want to kill everyone

They want to farm humans.

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>by the mean old Christians

Correction, by mean old catholics.

When he said he loved his master? Maybe I'm just clueless but for me it felt more like a familial thing than romantic, and even the whipping thing was confirmed (or retconned) as something religious in S3. Maybe it's just because he feels way too normal compared to game Isaac with whom you could feel he wanted to fuck Hector then kill him or maybe the other way around

I can't believe you're defending vampires, kinda suspicious.

How, this might come as stupid question but. How do vampires differentiate what's to drink blood and kill and what to turn and make vampire?
Is there a key characteristic here? Or it's just russian roulette?

People would have unironically complained more about gay propaganda than they already do with alucard‘s scenes in the show

Where the fuck is Laura? That is what I ask.

>Series is called Castlevania
>The single most recognizable song in the entire fucking franchise is nowhere to be heard
Alright you Netflix fuckers, it's been three seasons, just play me some Vampire Killer already.

Why are people surprised Allucard is gay/bi when he's an effeminate pretty boy vampire designed by a woman that's also a fujo?

The Netflix Carmilla prefers young boys and would only fuck women if the only other option was to fuck Godbrand, so she got the cut

I forgot about the young boys part. That slut.

She stole the show along with Alucard.

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>omg! They played bloody tears during the fight scene!!
Fucking hundreds of great songs in this franchise yet redditors always hyperfocus and spill cum to this one. Breaks my heart. If I had a dollar for every "Bloody Tears Metal Remix" on youtube I'd be the richest man in the world.

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From what I it's usually seen in media, to turn someone into a vampire you have to give them you vampiric blood so they choose who they want to turn and who to use as just food. In Netflix CV who knows how it works, though Carmilla talked about how she was turned by a mad old man and talked shit to Drac for not turning Lisa, but I guess vampires can also be born because of the small skulls in the Belmont hold?

he also expresses empathy for dracula on a few occasions that seems on the verge of longing but it 's left pretty vague

Wut young boys?

Leave the fujo shipping to fujos/fanart/fanfic. Fandoms have had no problems bringing the gay to nongays for countless years. We don't need help to do it.

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I think Lenore asked Carmilla about Hector and Carmilla just went. Hector? Fuck Hector!!
And Lenore was like, mmmmmm go on, I'm listening.

In S3 she said she had 3 sleeping boys in her room and the lesbians got disgusted

imagine watching this (literally)pozzed fake-anime garbage

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