RWBY/RT General #1896: I Came Here To Smug At You Edition

>1. Love RWBY, hate RWBY, just don't try to tell us it's not butter
>2. Read the pastebin: rwbyg.com
>3. Arguing about the thread isn’t discussion
>4. Arguing about E-celeb garbage also isn’t discussion
>5. Don't believe their lies
>M3U8s have been dead ever since RT switched to a new back end. For those without First memberships you can wait 30 minutes for new episodes to be uploaded to the MEGA (see pastebin)

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Whooops.....

oh no, dueling threads

I already gave the Jannies permission to delete it.

Don't most boards still give OP the right to delete their thread?

I'll try

It's all good, no worries. Now on to the thread discussion: Why give Merc so many new zippers when he clearly will be taking his clothes off so often to satisfy all the fangirls of Remnant?

We have talked plenty about ORJY (since the trailer), but do you expect to get out of RWBN? Interaction-wise.

wtf bros i’m becoming a jaunefag now

Being this poor lizard is suffering.
>be lesbian lizard in love with friend
>friend doesn’t feel same way for you
>tell yourself it’s okay, she’s clearly straight since relationship with Adam and now Sun it seems
>discover later she does like girls too
>just not you cause you aren’t a tall busty blonde bombshell babe
So sad.

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I know coco's face was a literal copy of ruby's due to asset reuse, but it's weird how over the years in official art they still haven't done anything to make her not look like ruby anymore.

This art was released today for the gotcha game and I still just see ruby.

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Im trying user, im trying

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Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. Blake's either super-shallow, or just a monster.

Boot licking for Ruby as per usual. It's why nobody talks about it. All the actual characters are on the other team.

raped by the ace ops Penny saves them by giing up herself more infighting
Ruby gote autistic fit ends up alone
group comes back to Yng,aune, ren, find out about oscar
wi no rube they ponder if they should just cut loses and gtfo

It worked

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>gotcha

I mean, 'gotcha' isn't inaccurate, but the proper spelling is 'gacha'.

They all look the same so I dunno why you're bringing it up for these two specifically.

Don't resist it. Give him one of these.

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Ruby would never know how to sway dem hips like CoCo does. Ruby's idea of flirting would be rambling nonstop like a crazed chipmunk

But I don’t know how to cook...

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True, 2 years ago everyone called this an autistic meltdown and the only reason nobody fought ruby oer it once they came out of theirstupor is because they kenw Ruby would act like this again

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Casseroles are easy user

ya did it

I think the meta narrative you're referring to is intended to be that everyone has been pointless because people try to do shit head on and then give up when it doesn't work. The confirmation by djinn milf very very obviously implies that there is going to be a "clever" solution resulting from young, fresh minds tackling the problem. Which is okay in theory.
It's very poorly written but the concept isn't terrible.

Yeah that's a stronger theme for sure, you're right. But I think the "lying only hurts people" is also there.

Eh, it's half good half bad. Ruby's autism also probably limits her in that while she expects that Ironwood is an irredeemable bad guy, she probably wouldn't have imagined cold blood shootings being a possibility.

Who’s a bigger slut? Yang or Barb

>she ends up as a cute housewife of a nice tall and fit human guy

Barb and it's not even close.

Things Ruby does when she's mad
>chops down a tree with her weapon
>yell at her friends that she's going to kill herself
>tell her uncle she doesn't give a fuck what he has to say
>tell a general he can fuck off
>hug someone with a "please don't leave me" rather than a "are you okay" body langauge

Ruby is pure autistic, one of the traits of autism is changing emotions at the drop of a hat if the statuss quo in their mind is disrupted, another is making a mountain out of a molehill when faced with a disruption

The look she had on her face when she dove into that cannon 2 years ago was like that,too. Out of all the girls Ruby would definitely murder someone in cold blood if they pissed off enough

Neptune is definitely going to wear her down

She’s clearly one of the Atlas Ruby clones that escaped.

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I mean, you're aren't wrong. ORJY has Yang dealing with seeing how shit is when Ruby isn't leading. Oscar hiding Oz. Yang and Jaune eventually finding out about Oz. Ren's angst. Jaune helping Ren's angst with maybe some assist from the other two. And so on.
On the other group, we have Penny dealing with being a Maiden, Weiss' family stuff, Ruby dealing with her leadership being called out, Nora's Ren angst, Blake's potential angst due to being away from Yang for more than a few minutes.
Huh, you know, I'm just now noticing it's not like there isn't stuff there. It's just that it all feels isolated from each other. Unlike with ORJY where it's pretty clear how things connect.

He figured it out when she told him in the novel off screen, IIia went back to the island with the racist name along with the rest of the fanaus, whoever told you that dumbshit that Ghara was in charge of Mistral and Haven academy was a liar.

I WANNA COOM IN JAUNE

>Blake's either super-shallow, or just a monster.
both