Imagine this being your mother
Imagine this being your mother
Easton Lopez
Alexander Ross
at least I would be half white.
Andrew Mitchell
hehehehehehehe
My moms a slut
William Fisher
Silly OP. My wife can't be my mom.
Jaxson Reed
>Sweetie, it's 3pm! Time for your tentacle dose~
>y-yes mom
Oliver Cook
Thanks mom
Colton Howard
I don't want a slutmom.
Sebastian Martinez
>be me
>be born
>her overdeveloped pelvic floor and adominals eject me at 0.1 c
>her loose pussy offers no resistance
>launched into orbit
>land in a monastery
>Raised as a devout christian
>Become a modern knight errant, on a quest to right wrongs
>Eventually meet some purple haired thot
>Smite her in the name of god
this is the only way she could be my mom that wouldn't result in me committing suicide the moment I could
suffer not the thot
Ryder Sullivan
>Smiting your mother
Your god would strike you down on the spot you fucking fool, you've never read a single piece of fiction before. The Byronic hero with unknown parentage doesn't just get to kill the mysterious woman and live his life unscathed.
Nolan Nelson
Watch Kamen Rider Drive. The main character Gou Shijima gets to kill his father after not knowing him for most of his life and finding out he was a terrible person.
Now bend over user, its time for your medicine.
Wyatt Cooper
>Unrepentant murderous villain father that committed terrible crimes, and even then Gou doesn't go full throttle
>Slutty mom that you hack down eagerly for "muh God"
Not remotely the same thing and they bear different dramatic repercussions
Andrew Cooper
Lion El'Jonson is that you?
Cause sure as shit you sound gay as fuck
Brandon Gutierrez
What if Gou was raised by Zone-Tan instead? How would the series change when he becomes Kamen Rider Mach?
Matthew Scott
literally a passage that says never to strike your parent
but that's bible teaching
however...
Carson Wright
You rock mom. I'll spread the good word of tentacles in your name.
Anthony Miller
He's pretty similar to canon Mach, only he makes a lot more sex jokes and he uses tentacles in fights against the roidmudes.
Easton Evans
>Eventually meet some purple haired thot
>"Oh ho, and what have we here? What a handsome young man you are, perhaps you need a momma to take care of you~?"
>"Silence, foul seductress! I know of you and your sinful ways, how you tempt good men to lust and evil, and I am here to end your tyranny for good!"
>"My my, how noble of yo!. A knight and monster fetish, then? I can certainly work with that!"
>"Enough! Have at you, demon!"
>"Alright, I don't mind a little foreplay. Just so you know, though...I NEVER hold back!"
Liam Baker
Since she's a demon do I get the same cool powers as Raven?
Elijah Thompson
Also in the final fight with Kamen Rider Golden Drive, Mach doesn't just beat him. He tentacle rapes Banno and when Mach climaxes, Banno explodes.
>Raping! Fapping! Both done at Mach speeds! Kamen Rider Ma-ach!
Robert Rivera
Yup. Go nuts kid.
David Nguyen
why not?
Asher Garcia
Sounds like the cutscene before a video game boss battle.
Dominic Reed
Because then I'd end up being like a combination between Norman Bates and Rebeltaxi.
Jacob Rogers
That sounds like an awesome mom
Charles Allen
Nope, not ok. You're getting your slut mom, so SIT DOWN!
Camden Gomez
I hate /gif/ for propagating Mom cukoldry
Eli Peterson
Since it looks like the thread's gonna get archived, I might as well talk about my newest hallucination.
So today at work, me and my tulpas traveled to the world of Bubsy and fought against a demon version of Bubsy, who was angry at the fact that he couldn't get a dedicated fanbase to like him, so he just made a deal with a demon and became demon Bubsy. The hallucination ended when Bubsy used Bane's venom and became a jacked gigachad Bubsy. I'll be sure to get him next time.
I think I might get a job at an office since I've noticed that my hallucinations get stronger the more bland the environment is. I'm gonna have a whole bunch more hallucinations if I do that and I can't wait.
Hudson Flores
Well I don't
Josiah Edwards
>At Xbox Live
>"I fucked your mom, loser!"
>"Yeah? Well I don't doubt it"
>"Wait what?"
Evan Peterson
Samuel Reyes
>"I fucked your mom, loser!"
>I fucked my mom too so what?