Alright I'll do anything you like, just help me find my daughter please

>Alright I'll do anything you like, just help me find my daughter please

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Have a seat, I want to tell you about a webcomic called Homestuck.

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John Egbert, Rose Lalonde
Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider
They all play Sburb and end the world
Harlequin, Nanna, Bro
Mom, Dad, Youth Roll
Grandpa, Pesterchum
Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade
Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain
Vagabond and Mendicant
Renegade, consorts, and Denizens
Skaia, 413
Countdown to the Reckoning
Derse and Prospit, Carapaces
Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the Homestuck!
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Homestuck!
True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

please tell me theres a clip somewhere of some 15 y/os in shitty horns and body paint singing that shit at a con or something

the first three posts in this thread have been about homestuck, which makes this a homestuck thread
What day do you think Hiveswap Act 2 is coming out on? Do you think there's any actual chance it'll be released on time? Hiveswap Act 1 was delayed like three years

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you have to eat all of them

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Make me some of those soft tacos, I like mine with chicken.

Don't mind if I do!

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dohohohohohoho

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>meet a single mother
>she's always alienating people with her constant demands for help
>consider helping her in exchange for sex
Should I, Zig Forums?

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HNNNNGGGG BIG THICK CLOWN MOMMY CHAHUT

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No, that is legit pretty fucked.

CARLOS!

Post pic

>Don't worry we'll find Luz
>And besides, we could always make another

I have none. She's no MILF but hey, every port in a storm.

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>Aren't you comin' to bed, cariño?

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I want to fuck the sad latina milf.

>Belos' master stroke was to cross dimensions and fuck Luz's mom

Imagine Luz finishing her adventure, going home and walking in on her mother getting mating pressed.

This picture makes it look like she is about to be sexually abused, but shes wearing one of those meme sweaters that shows off your cleavage and splits apart. She was asking for it.

she's perfect

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>Luz somehow has Belos at his mercy
>"Hey..."
>"What!?"
>"...I fucked your mom."

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Right, I find your daughter, you built me a spaceship to terraform and colonize mars with

I will help you but first I need about three fiddy.

Do you think Camila thinks that her daughter has been abducted? That she's been trafficked?

MAMI LECHES

Whats with all these shows about teen girls leaving home and probably leaving their parents wondering where they are for months/years?

Women and their never ending wanderlust is fucking retarded.

If it's not a very demanding help, do it no strings attached, at least for the first couple ones so she gets comfortable with you. Just be decent but drop slight sexual hints with your body language.
Chances are she's also desperate that you wouldn't even need the extortion.
If you're a sperg or way below average on face and body, don't do it. Only thing you'll get is a subpoena.

That's the saddest parts about characters who get isekai'd with families. Camilla doesn't know what happened to her daughter and she'll spend the rest of her life in depression thinking about whether or not her daughter is alive or dead. She'll just cry her self to sleep thinking about her smile, her face, and her laugh.

The original concept for the show had Luz dying and The Boiling Isles were basically Hell or something like that. Imagine if that was the show we got

It would probably be on Netflix or Adult swim if that was the case. I'd be down for a cheery Luz slowly becoming a Jaded and bitter person but also with a heart of gold in hell.

I mean I don't want to get all Grimdark on you...but in my short time as a Cop...if they don't find missing children within a week...

They not going to be seen again and it's best not to think about the details.