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We are supposed to help PEOPLE, Bob!
Charles Brooks
Landon Wilson
I think he honestly didn't know what Bob was referring to. He probably thought "There's a man out there getting mugged" was a metaphor
Daniel Sanchez
>"So go there and save that man from those thugs!"
William Hernandez
Christian Flores
Nah, he like turned his head and saw it happening
Bentley Diaz
If he didn't fire Bob, Syndrome would have won, so in a way he did help people.
Brody Phillips
>BEFORE HE ENDS UP IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
Liam Adams
>INCONCEIVABLE!
Jose Allen
Get out of the way, Mr. Huph. Bureocracy must be punished. People must be told.
Adam Kelly
I mean, if you think about it Bob the problem isn't me, or this company. We're operating within the law to provide people with a service they need. That man out there mugging someone isn't doing it because he's some cartoon villain, the problem is a deeper set of societal norms that you've internalized. We exist because of government policies that you helped shape by virtue of being their own little super soldier. You're just as much of a villain as I am.
Isaiah Turner
Samuel Baker
Insurance was invented by Jews
Liam Gutierrez
"There's a man out there getting vored alive and digested!"
Dominic Powell
I hope Wallace Shawn lives forever. Hearing his voice pop up in a cartoon never ceases to make me smile. Him and James Hong.
Chase Cooper
>*chokes* Case and point!
Ryder Phillips
If the government can and does wipe memories, why did Bob get fired and and the family have to move? For that matter, they says it costs hundreds of thousand of dollars to relocate them every time, and this is in 1960s money. Why not just pay the supers a generous welfare income as compensation for their heroic actions? If they dont have to have jobs, then it becomes a lot easier to keep them under the radar.
Luke Gomez
THAT MAN IS GETTING RAPED!
Justin Long
>Why not just pay the supers a generous welfare income
You communist bastard, THIS IS AMERICA!
Gavin Cruz
>why did Bob get fired and and the family have to move
I imagine it's easier to wipe someone's memory when they never see the person again, maybe it'd slowly come back to them if they worked with Bob 5 days a week. It would also be kind of awkward for Bobby boi
Ryder Gomez
If they don't have to have jobs, they'll get bored and cause trouble.
Michael Roberts
Now, a cock needs to be cleaned, well lubricated, and wound tight.
Christian Garcia
"Think of our patrons, Bob! Some are paying $50 a month."
Dominic Wilson
They made an action figure set where Bob and throw him!
Evan Campbell
How trash do you have to be to think "a job" is an invention to give you money?
Kevin Hall
>If the government can and does wipe memories, why did Bob get fired and and the family have to move?
Memory wipes aren't magic. They suppress, not erase. If the origin of their repressed trauma keeps showing its ugly mug around, sooner or later the synapses re-connect. And recovered memories are like kudzu. You can't just cut the root and expect a result, they come from every angle and regrow faster than you can snip them.
>Why not just pay the supers a generous welfare income as compensation for their heroic actions?
Emergency hazmat cleanup comes from the NSA discretionary budget. It's paperwork, it's inquiries, it's a hell of a lot of man hours, but it's doable. But having someone on regular income is different. You can't do that without getting a law passed, and subsidizing super powered individuals to sit on their couch and do nothing is a hard sell to John Q Public. Call it government incompetency or just good old-fashioned checks and balances, but that's the way it works.
Josiah Campbell
Blake Moore
It's kinda funny how supervillains stop being a threat the moment Heroes end, then they magically return the moment Superheroes return.
Grayson Peterson
Because if the feds will crack down on the heroes, for sure they'll bring the hammer down on them
Carter Powell
Technology caught up with the heroes. Why do I need Bob when I can send in a dozen robots to just overwhelm the villain? Or drop a bomb on his island?
Daniel Nguyen
I'm the strongest motherfucker in the world bitch
Grayson Young
I always assumed they had a few supers covertly working for them, like how the Comedian went to work doing secret shit for the Government.
Caleb Anderson
Underminer was mining under the banks making tunnels before the hero's came back. It was just coincidence he attacked shortly after the Incredibles came back. I also think the comics still had villain's robbing things while the hero's were gone, like the French bomber guy.