Tfw UltiChad

>tfw UltiChad
Fuck wuss 616 Parker, I'm a 1610 Spider-Chad!

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he was great until Bendis replaced him with Mild Morales and ruined him when he brought him back

Nigga spent 12 years in high school then died a virgin, what’s chad about that?

Ultimate Pete/Ultimate Kitty was a GOAT pairing, extremely disappointed it didn't pan out.

Ultimates >>>>>>>>> MCU Redditvengers

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He's life got way TOO complicated while he was in high-school. It's a shame we never saw Prime Pete and Ult Pete interact properly, it've been interesting...to say the least.

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>got raped by bendis

To be fair, he left a strong impression in Kytty even after his death.

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Retard

*blocks your path*

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meh, bendis pissed away this half decent idea on nothing. I don't accept pitences from a man like that

Give me that Kitty suit but in Yellow and Blue

didn't bendis break them up to put kitty in a relationship with his self insert?

>Spider-CHAD
>ZERO dead gfs
based as fuck

Spider-Verse would've been a great opportunity to do that, but now Miles has to be the go-to multiverse Spider

Didn't die himself, and no black kid trying to steal his name either.

Both Peter and Kong were Bendis' self-inserts obviously, when he got the executive order that Peter has to be with MJ he just moved his dream jewish princess onto the more obvious one.

>that wedding dress
unf

Jessica Jones was also hot for Peter and Luke was another self-insert of his

was it really an editorial order that did that? I thought the ENTIRE point of OMD was queseda bitching about how "overdone" the pairing is and bendis gave us the WORST MJ that OF COURSE every fucking adaptation had to use

also didn't need any "oh mister stark!"

had even friendship with all superheroes

based ultichad
cringe mcu faggot spotted

Joss Whedon said they tried to make The Avengers as realistic as possible

>Joss Whedon said they tried to make The Avengers as realistic as possible

>Captain America is from the 40s yet isn’t a racist
>Iron Man is a billionaire playboy yet isn’t a drunk who fucks bitches all day
>Thor is a god yet is doesn’t have his own cult full of bitches to fuck
>Hulk is Banner’s repressed urges yet doesn’t even threaten to eat someone even ONCE
>Black Widow is russian yet isn’t a traitorous cunt
Oh yeah sure, it’s SO realistic unlike the Ultimate comics totally...

This is the spider-man thread

>Chad
He was a tantrum-throwing ill-tempered faggot who Bendis decided wasn't skilled enough near the end of his run, despite the fact that by that point he was an unstoppable fighting machine capable of easily taking out superhuman threats and was fighting the Sinister Six on par with Ultimates in Ultimate Six mini.
I mean, that's still more backbone than MCU version will ever have, but still.

yeah it's basically this , with exclusion of maybe a couple of moments the whole thing it's not even remotely edgy (cause this is basically the only "criticism" people around here seem to come up with) as some FAGGOTS make it out to be

You're retarded

>It's unrealistic that the heroes are acting like heroes
It's exactly people like you why Snyder still has a job.

No one gives a shit about the Ultimates, the one thing about the Ultimate universe worth reading about was Spider-Man

Fuck man why'd they change the artist for ultimate spider-man? This looks so good compared to what it ended up as, imagine the death of spider man in this art style

Nice argument, Ultimatecuck. Go back to eating Bendis' and Millar's slope.

Get cancer.

You first. You and your whole family and everyone you care about, fucking faggot.