invent the most absurd schizo sounding theory that still somehow makes any kinda sense, about a Zig Forums media
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Jackson Taylor
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Sebastian Kelly
the smurfs is nazi propeganda
they represent the aryan race. small, gentle and beauty loving but nontheless powerful when theyre together- hitlers idea of the perfect germany. blonde and blue skinned to represent the pure aryan blue blood.
gargamel is a classic caricature of a jew, seeking to catch and even eat the smurfs (as per the myth that jews feast on goy blood). even his cat is named after the hebrew name of an angel from the old testament.
Cameron Anderson
That's not a new theory at all.More than likely it's accidental like, Azrael is named as suh because one of the Smurf scenarists (Yvan Delporte) wife was jewish so Delporte choose a Jewish demon name because he was familiar with his wife culture
Cooper Cruz
SU is anti gay propaganda, because it demonstrates how badly growing up with several moms and no paternal presence can ruin a child
Matthew Hernandez
Well, op DID ask for absurd shit
Easton Bennett
Alex in that dreamworks movie is actually a human in an elaborate animal suit leeching off of taxpayer money to live lavishly in NyC. The friends are actually employees at the park, and the penguins are his handlers, as they put compound drugs in his steaks. Alex is convinced hes a talking lion and is a major asset for the Zoo.
Anthony Smith
Smurfettes a dude in drag.
Elijah Gonzalez
Barbara Ann Minerva's entire plot is an idea of coping with rich family abuse and the ideas of being a schizophrenic who does not know how to deal with her life.
Being a rich archeologist, she becomes cheetah as a gateway out of the human mind and spirit, and her antithesis is Wonder Woman being an ideal female. She tries to strive away from being the perfect woman as everyone tells her to be. Born to be wild, not to be civilized.
Charles Wilson
smurfette is a jewish woman who passes as a white aryan woman, sent in by gargamel to subvert the smurfs using her female sexuality, but instead chose to leave her heritage behind and join white german society
Kayden Bailey
Didn't gargamel make smurfette? The only smurfs in the show with hair is smurfette and papa smurf. Its pretty obvious gargamel is the Jewish father God, EL and papa smurf is adam, if that's the case.
Nicholas Lee
This is so fucking incel it hurts lmao
Christopher Morgan
skin theory?
also
>everyones a fish
>spongebob describes the suit as a 'salmon costume'
>literally a person wearing a 'costume' of another race of a person
Dylan Howard
they asked for schizo
they got schizo
Hudson Cruz
Well EL isnt the father God but rather the creator God, and smurfette is probably "a clone of papa," as eve is the same with "adam," if thats the case then its implying that the gentiles are saves of yahweh.
Jackson Richardson
Lol sure idk, i just thought it was funny
Caleb Green
Why do polcels think theyre jews lmao what a joke
Kevin Harris
remember sandy in this episode
>visitor from a much more technologically advanced place
>comes to a forgein country, full of people that HER people tend to capture, take away from their home and confine
>in fact her costume (the fishbowl) mocks one of the crueler types of confinements they know of
>and she decides to go ahead and dress as, not only a member of that race, but one being mistreated the way her people do back in her home country
>her only saving grace from being seen as the total racist that she is, is that the people around her dont recognize this form of slavery since theyve never been away from their home or got to witness it
literally no different than a white american coming to africa and dressing up as a chained up cotton picking nigger
Julian Adams
Then it follows a "zohar genesis," papa ate the fig and his sons rebelled and probably killed "lilith," this then parallels the "trans adamic god," where papa and "lilith," were one body two heads, an androgynous diety, the divine image.
Christian Ward
>polcels think theyre jews
isnt it moreso pol jews thinking theyre aryan?
altough desu there aint much difference between the common jew and a white, esp those born n raised in the same place and who have no connection to their jewish heritage
the idea that every jew is born and has 'plans to subvert da wypipo' beamed into their brain IZ style is retarded conspiracy crap. and im pretty tinfoil myself....
Easton Adams
Black face dosen't exist in star wars, as evidenced by mace windu's clones. Christianity dose. Angels, Devils and hell is often referenced. As well as the term "a plauper's grave"
Christopher Bell
smurfette is probably a younger version of papa, whom he covered up with hrt lol, making her "blonde,"
Well you go ahead and fornicate with a gay jew in drag lmao
Nathan Torres
>Black face dosen't exist in star wars, as evidenced by mace windu's clones
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Isaiah Moore
Noah Reed
>covered up with hrt lol, making her "blonde"
but female hormones arent responsible for hair COLOR
also, theres nothing actually different about her body, just the longer hair and eyelashes. and its usually the male hormones that make hair grow faster
Carson Reyes
>What is hair dye
So much for "muh jewess," lmaoo, doesnt "she," start out as a "black haired smurf(?),"
Jaxson Gonzalez
This is not in the talmud, lmao, i am not joking dont spook jews about zohar lol.
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Nathan Mitchell
>the same hairstyle as gargamel lmaoooo
Grayson Cox
1. u said hrt made her hair blonde u clearly dont know ur medical shit idk why i should trust u on your smurfs conspiracy theorem
2. not canon
im starting to wonder if this thread accidentally may have invited ACTUAL lunatics
Kayden Myers
>u clearly dont know ur medical shit idk why i should trust u on your smurfs conspiracy theorem
Unintentional humor thread
Asher Price
pro tip brother, if anyone overuses lmao or adds more than 1 o to lmao, he's a twitter/tumblrina faggot. their kind are easily distinguishable
Gabriel Campbell
that sounds like some right crap. then again i havent been among their kind in a while...
add THAT to the conspiracy list just in casr