I Am Not Starfire Preview

I'M FAT

ABLOO BLOO

So basically the character is an entitled bitch because Starfire seems nice as fuck.

Zig Forums most anticipated book.

Like omg, high school is so tough XD

This looks like that tumblr art that made people look like koalas.

My DUMB BITCH MOM is so SUPPORTIVE and my lesbian crush OBVIOUSLY LIKES ME, why is life so hard?!??

>Posters of Bayonetta and Sailor Moon
>Doesn't like her own mother

Jesus christ this is either tone deaf or hilarious.

>BECAUSE
>I'M
>SAD!!!!!!
>abloo bloo bloo

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Why do people like my famous sexually appealing mom over me, who looks like Jabba the hutt went to hot topic?

so who's the dad?

Wait, she does LOOK like a goblin.

Yup.
Also lesbians because OFCOURSE

I don't get it, what is she so fucking sad about? She's a rich middle class girl who clearly has someone who is interested in her.

Is this supposed to be a parody or something or are we reaching peak SJW?

I know right? Other heroes have issues like having their parents die or living in poverty. This bitch is like "A bloo bloo bloo I had too much food to eat and working out is tough!"

That skin is hideous

What song is she listening to Zig Forums?

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Go look at the woman behind this comic.

We're reaching peak narcissism.

>She's a lesbian
figures

The fuck is this?

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every single character in this panel, including the irrelevant gender neutral motherfucker, looks like i can already tell exactly what their, mind you very limited, 'personality' will be like. the artstyle is boring and ive seen it in just about every sub part tumblr doodle. esp those lips, god. the presentation of 'she has a crush on her because shes so pretty and cool and she looked from the side and blushes' is the same as every tumblr tier story as well. it all feels like im reading a boring story about someone's shitty coffee shop ocs.

It's funny that the most popular girl in her school is as chubby as she is. Is that just a school for "special" children?

youtube.com/watch?v=B2sgv1H93bA

The experienced lesbian who's already had the Latina lesbian. This is an all lesbian high school.

Linkin Park

yknow exactly wtf that is
>nonbinary, but most likely born female
>'the smug one'
>childhood friend who teases mc about her boring crush
>theyre unimportant but mandatory by 'every boring crappy young-adult novel ever' standards

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Are you actually 40 or a zoomer too indoctrinated by boomers for a current reference?

Okay, Okay. We've all taken a shit on it. But now whats good about this preview?

the fact that we can keep taking a shit on it

>I hate you mom I did this on myself but it's your fault because I won't stop eating those twinkies ok fuck you mom I wish dad was fucking ME instead

A approved this art?
This is classic deviantart tier.

This is really sad...She looks so happy as a young kid hanging out with her mom.

so you gonna dump the whole chapter or what?

i need material to judge before i can definitively shit on it

>t. Mandy

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>I heard you’re fat.
>I, too, am fat.

it's a preview as stated in the OP

next year it will surely be part of the Storytime of Pain

ikr
personally makes me think more of tumblr. ive seen so many comics and artists with this exact artstyle they all kinda blend together
there should be a name for this particular style

This is so shitty, it's unbelievable

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this is more of a classic tumblr than DA. DA is more about anime things. This is "I make everybody brown because white people are racist" kind of deal

This makes me wanna have an edit of do you want to build a snowman" but about weight loss.

>But now whats good about this preview?
the art itself is not BAD by itself.
the artist seems able to keep characters on-model and paneling is sound, at very least

It ended

You really don't even need the dialogs to feel the utter stupidity of the project.

she's just watching it for the gay and because she's a fucking poser, OGs watch cardcaptor sakura

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>take a cool superhero
>write a story about her boring daughter going thru a boring teenage phase and being a boring person
uh huh

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>alexjonesgoblins.jpg

The cartooning when she's panicking in the middle of class is pretty good. That's about it.

>mom is having fun stopping the world from ending, like, every other day, she woulndt understand the stress I'm under

You know the comics is shit, when some random screenshot of some dudes being autistic is far more intersting AND makes a better story.

this
every boring basic bitch 'likes' those animes because theyre aesthetic and trendy and they vaguely remember em from their childhood but they dont really enjoy em for what they are

also, sugar sugar rune was MY shit

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It really nailed the non-human alien design of the MC.

This is like the fat goth girl on South Park.

Craaawwwwling in....

>REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU!!!!!!!

now I'm sure control freak is the father

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A daemon of slannesh.

WHO IS THE FATHER

WHO IS THE UNLUCKY BASTARD

Only faggots and retarded bitches watch mahou shoujo crap and they are the reason Western animation is trash nowadays.

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nah, Starfire ate an extra spicy burrito one day and the shit she took became sentient, but Starfire is such a good person she raised the shit like her own daughter

This is definitely Starfire's rape baby from a fat old hentai guy.

That fat alien from the teen titans cartoon she was destined to marry. I think he was called ggrrglshmsht.

Ah, i have avoided tumblr successfully so don't know their art style. Thanks for teaching me.

>got to fuck Starfire
>didnt had to stay around to raise the goblin
>unlucky

still his wretched spawn

Do what I do. Make a sign zag patterns. When in doubt pick c.

>Ambiguously brown
>Koala nose
>Some kind of skin defect
>Body hair
>Fat
That's the main checklist.

They obviously don't even have a genuine love for the material. Just compare Madoka Magica, Magical Girl Raising Project to that magical girl friendship squad piece of crap show. Both are subversive takes on the magical girl show, but the japanese actually care about the source material they're subverting.

Do you want to eat a salad?
Burn some carbs at the gym?
Do you want count our calories?

GO AWAY FATPHOBE!

Okay.... :(

>daughter Mandy, do you want us to perform the ritual of construction of the man of snow ?
>this could also be one of the many other things of snow

>Those manfeet on Starfire

My sides

Lel where the fuck is this from?