"if you wanna know what women want
talk to a woman"
You're doing this all wrong
"that's brilliant! Where can I find one?"
Are there any other shows besides Boom where the writers stopped giving a fuck once they found out they were cancelled.
Well there's this Fox series called 'Til Death starring the brother from Everybody Loves Raymond, by the second or third season they realized no one was watching and just got crazy.
>implying women know what they want
Don't do this, you will die.
The average woman's brain is an eldritch maze designed specifically to trap interlopers. If you've ever seen that YGO episode where Shadi (the Egyptian motherfucker with the key and scales) tries to break into Atem's mind, it's exactly like that. Freud trying to understand women caused a psychic backlash in American society that still affects Western commercialism to this day.
I came in to say this. Confidence is where it's at. Love yourself, get ripped, then love others.
It’s not that complicated.
Right, there was a guy who figured out he was in a tv show
Well there was Back at the Barnyard where they sang a song about penis's or something but that whole show was off the charts
Most shows that realize they're cancelled or are in the process of getting cancelled just get salty and force as much stuff into the last few episodes as possible since they no longer have a chance to use those plot points and twists for future episodes
>Well there was Back at the Barnyard where they sang a song about penis's
I don't remember that.
Besides Barnyard was always crazy, it was tame the first season but then they just went full in afterward.
It was just something they were doing in the recording booth for kicks, never actually got put into any episode
Women are weird but, at their core they just want to be around people they won't be abused by like anyone else. That and someone who at least has an idea of what he wants.
That's why lesbian relationships are so spastic. They're built on the want for sex and not knowing what they want together, like a pact.
Plus I think they had an animated episode at the end too
>they just want to be around people they won't be abused by
You're typing this in jest, yes? Number one woman's fantasy is being raped from the sick notion that it makes them desirable. Women will date the strongest, richest guy even if he beats her because she experiences success vicariously. The moment you treat a woman like a queen, she will treat you like a peasant. Simple as that.
This didn't age well since there now exists women who BTFO in several subjects.
Wow it's almost like giving women an opportunity to get an education and participate in hobbies somehow magically elevates them above the level of "subservient animal" that Classical thought likes to perpetuate?? Like how Spartan women were so wealthy that the rest of Hellenic culture was terrified of Spartan's constitution spreading to the rest of the world since women would become politically and economically superior...
There's a difference between unwanted and wanted abuse. Obviously if someone came up to you and hit you over the head with a baseball bat you'd be pretty upset. But, then there are people who pursue all sorts of pain like physical fitness, martial arts, boxing etc. with people they trust because it makes them feel alive. The BDSM community is built upon that.
But, women also have a tendency to see what they want and not see when a guy doesn't have their best interest in hand. And sometimes there are women that do. I can count hundreds of times women have left handsome guys because they were cardboard cutouts.
>Number one woman's fantasy is being raped
this is why you don't have a girlfriend
>The moment you treat a woman like a queen, she will treat you like a peasant.
Gee, I wonder why. It's almost like they're into that.
Why is there no Boom Rouge
>Dr Eggman gives him actual advice, tells him to just be himself and helps him get the girl because "the bro code" supersedes personal vendetta.
Karen Strassman's voice is too potent an aphrodisiac for children
Devil's advocate here. That sounds like she wasn't a contributor in first place, which ain't true, but then never bothered to verify facts.
Is Dr. Eggman the real hero of the series?
Yes
She should just rape him
>The average woman's brain is an eldritch maze designed specifically to trap interlopers
You mean like a duck's vagina?
Pretty clearly
Wasn't she his business partner and co owner of Amazon? I think she still works with him too.