With only Disney Villains
Describe yourself
100% Hans but fucking ugly
Damn, thta's one fat bitch.
Adolf Hitler (Der Fuehrer's Face, 1943) and Satan (Fantasia, 1940).
>virgin
>would kill to have a taste of brown pussy
>live with a fat autismo
>ethnically french
Literally me
>>would kill to have a taste of brown pussy
>ethnically french
What kind of jungle fever do you have? Don’t tell me it’s gypsy
>50% Hades
>40% that parrot from Aladdin
>10% Syndrome
I have standards you know. It’s Latinas
I'm this one without the posse, I'm just an asshole
I have a hard time describing why people trying to describe themselves through villains makes me cringe. I think I get it. Villains are often outcasts and can do what most will not.
I just always end up thinking about people that describe themselves are the Joker or maybe Deadpool. It is kind of the same feeling as people that only play Chaotic Evil. It feels like they are lowkey assholes at best or psychos at worst. They will take any excuse to do whatever dark thoughts society is stopping them from overtly doing.
Br’er Fox
Usually they’re just harmless contrarians. “Devil’s advocate” is an expression for a reason.
100% fat
>Just tries to do his job and gets shit on for it.
>Ends up working for a hampster
>Routinely fails
>Only friend is someone with way more potential than him, who is just too lazy to realize it.
Not a perfect fit but pretty close.
Minus the animal murder
Just like the Collector, I collect shit based on cartoons/comics Ive seen and think of myself as some guy, but inside I'm just an angry nerd
>LPPIS-MLS
STOP USING MY ALPHABET TO BE ALL CUTESY YOU FUCKS
So 50%fat, 50%.
100% morbidly
>live with a fat autismo
Who?
All of my associates say Ratigan and I am inclined to agree with them. There's certainly a touch of Scar in there somewhere.
I've been compared to hades before
I'm a looming, foppish eccentric who desires to appear cultured and important. "Evil" is stylish and flavorful. I shouldn't have to specify that I have no actual desire to drown widows and orphans, but if I could be as magnificent as Vincent Price, that's all I could ask. We all need our role models to look up to, you just can't take it too far or desire to emulate the wrong qualities.
I'unno. Someone manipulative and also ugly.
She has an outrageous degree of charisma for someone whose only goal is to obtain a nice coat and has no qualms about kidnapping and skinning puppies to make it. She shouldn't be as cool as she is, but she feels like appropriate company for powerful sorcerers and would-be tyrants all the same. Disney villain teamups are always great because you get characters like "a regular tiger" in there.
I diagnose you with Edgar from The Aristocats.
Aside from liking cats, thats pretty accurate.
You don't strike me as nasty enough to be one of the bigger bads. He was honestly in the right, just incredibly stupid. He'd have gotten everything he wanted if he could have stomached being the cats' caretaker. I think you'll beat the system if you like them.
My first thought too except I'm pure Anglo.
I need a good list.