Infinity Train

True, don't think she would label anyone's existence inherently wrong, and she does not have reason to care about him luring passengers

Then she's stuck picking little bits of Simon from under her nails for the next month or so. It would more likely be fatal than if you smashed with the flyswatter

That's just stupid, are you implying that the faster the people hop off the train the better? As in they have a time limit to do so

same issue with XJ-9

no amount of lube can soften cold, metallic tang

How did he get socks and sandal in a size that small?

>She'd just use her hand.

>wanting eldritch horror slime goo on your hand
There isn't a vaccine available for that.

>What was their problem?
Neither believe in using birth control.

>eldritch horror slime goo
I don't think it would eat through metal. Were the ghoms acidic?

Is it a part of him or does he make these things so that he doesn't have to go in the raw?

Both are horny but too socially awkward to do anything about it.

Are you kidding? They totally fucked when they got home.

Nah their relationship is P L A T O N I C.

Alan shipped it

>implying that was anywhere close to a serious statement
learn2read

since the original idea was sparked by the movie Aliens, I wouldn't be surprised if their bodily fluids would be acidic

Ouch, maybe a bad idea to just use your hand for everyone. Maybe grab a can of mosquito repellent, shoot him from afar.

Since this is one of the fresher takes I've seen in these threads, here's past thread history on the Simon Pixie Ghom theory:
As far as I know, thread #1: boards.fireden.net/co/thread/118958867/#118962432
Thread #2: boards.fireden.net/co/thread/119318798/#119338196

You guys keep me entertained, thanks anons!

She was a bitch. He was a simp. Can they make it anymore obvious?

Imagine you're Jesse's parents, your son has been gone for a month, weeks at best and after search parties and the possibility that you might never see him again he suddenly shows up same as he ever was, but now with a completely metal person that he hangs around with and fucks if the metal clangs from his room at night are any hint. He doesn't have a phone anymore because the metal person broke it he says and hes going on about his time on a giant mystical train.

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Mom would be uneasy the whole time
Dad would be proud that his son found a nice piece of ass.

+1 orgasm -> -1 points off your number

orgies get you home faster

She didn't have a huge futa cock and her name wasn't Long John Silver.

Well Grace did say a rule of the Apex is to never trust Adult passengers. So there might be a dark undertone in the show. Who knows how many pedophiles are on the train.
One One did say they are bad at their job. Who knows how many children who are afraid and lost just get taken by some bastard on the train who uses them like flesh lights in a secluded car. All they can do is cry knowing that their number is going up and they will never get home.
Other than that I'm sure consensual and passionate sex can bring down your number.

She wanted his babies but that would mean breaking his pelvis