LOL

>He doesn't drink his coffee while taking a shower
>He doesn't drink coke while taking a piss
>He doesn't drink Water while taking a massive shit

The other anons are right. Either drink or dump it. What shithole third world country you crawl from where you think that having an open drink in a public bathroom of all places would be a good idea?

"Muh girl comics" are cringe. Like people don't know what foids go though. People either just care or they don't. End of discussion

Where's the joke?

put a coaster over it. no one ever fucks with a coaster.

and if you notice the coaster moved, say you want a new drink

America

What shithole third world country did YOU crawl out of where your club bathrooms have streams of piss in the air that you'd be worried about it at all

user he means take it with you, in that stall too you sit down on that fucking toilet and hold that drink like a fucking Alpha

Then shut up, you're making us look bad.

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The friend group overreacted to being asked to watch the drink. This overreaction is not expected or socially appropriate, and is thus humorous.

>not slamming it down quick before going to pee

jesus, i'm a chick and i'd always slam that shit in a club before heading to the bathroom. either that or i'd ask one of my friends to knock it bac quick if they buy me another one. these comic strip "artists" have never been to a bar/club before in their fucking lives if they legit think this actually happens.

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>At a party with my drink out and uncovered
>Some prick leaves the bathroom door open too long
>A cloud of brown fog rises up, a yellow tint glazes over our eyes
>My drink goes from a clear orange to pitch black, clumps of some sort of mud appear inside it
>3 people had to get their stomach pumped

I mean in your own home, sure.

But not in a fucking public bathroom.

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HAHA

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This. Take the shit to the head, go piss, acquire a new drink. The only way it backfires is if the drinks are expensive as shit or it's obnoxiously strong if not sipped at.

spoken like a true beta

WHERE'S THE FUCKING JOKE

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>people ITT pretending they've ever been to a club
>artist pretending they've ever been to a club

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>there's always another year
not if one of them dies

spoken like someone probably infected with covid

My god, there's two of them!

Everyone is talking about how she should just drink it but I think the main problem here is punchline which is just not funny.
It's such a mild, uhh joke? it's the type of thing that might be slightly humorous in real life if your friends did it, but on paper it's flat.

I have on several occasions because my friends think I need to get out to do something that isn't related to exercising, hated it. Too loud, much more crowded than I like, most of the alcohol served tastes like shit because the only goal there is usually to get drunk and not enjoy the drink and the bartenders know it. I prefer the smaller bars, preferably ones with good whiskey.

I bet a whole nickel that the one in the suit identifies as a monkey or some stupid shit.

If you're at a crowded bar drinking with friends I don't think it's going to matter if you take your drink in the bathroom. You got covid either way.

why are there two of the pink monsters now?

what is even the appeal of a club?
It honestly seems boring.

Meet people and slam fuck holes together or treat it as your source of social activity.

>go to club
>shitty comedians tell boring "jokes" that make this comic look like George Carlin
>bartender doesn't know how to make a decent drink
>no chick is above 5/10
>go to another club
>DJ spends ten minutes between songs looking through a CD case to find the next one
>all songs he plays are trash
>bartender is even worse than the last one
>even uglier chicks
>go to a pub
>friendly bartender suggests a drink
>it's great
>crowd is fun
>hot chicks all over
Clubs suck

I've been out of the loop from webcomics since I stopped reading sinfest, is every slice-of-life webcomic nowadays this neutered, safe with unfunny "quirky" humor?

>tumblr
Go back

But I can get all those things in much more entertaining ways.

Seconding this. You're more likely to get raped by someone you know.

Didn't say ya couldn't. Honestly you're better off doing so, club drinks taste like shit and cost too much. I've been to places that charged me 25 goddamn dollarydoos for a rum and coke that tasted like dunked asshole.