You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard, and you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say "ooh, I'll get you later" but later never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls, when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. He wasn't. He was a spoiled brat. And that's why you like him so much. He's you. God, you're pretentious. And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note, she would've known there's no 'a' in the word 'definite'. And you know what I hate most about you, is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalise pot, man", how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America, well what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen Brian, never seen you down there. You wanna help? Grab a ladle. And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait, you don't believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots". Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father, how's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore. That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. I'll see you, Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak.
Okay, I'll tell ya
He wasn't wrong.
I hate Quagmire more than Brian.
They are both bad.
It takes someone just as terrible as you to point out how you're bad.
Always wondered why my stoner buddy helped me quit cigarettes.
I mean he's a borderline pedophile and date rapist so there's that
at least he doesn't deny it
Remember when you could make jokes about those things.
Has there ever been any explanation or like behind the scenes for this scene? Where did it come from?
Family Guy writers wanted to take a break between farting in Meg's face and people falling down to pretend like the writing in FG matters
>a self-proclaimed child rapist thinks he has the moral high ground
If Seth voices both Quagmire and Brian, is this not Seth just shitting on himself for a minute and a half?
Yeah but honestly at that point i'm pretty sure he wasn't writing for the show so he's just taking the paycheck and doesn't give a shit
Well at least you're better.
>himself
Thats not how this works. MacFarlane voiced one of his characters shitting on another one of his characters.
I have a theory he was using Brian as a Lisa Simpson surrogate because he knows we're all tired of hearing her bullshit but no one has the balls to tell that shitty little brat to shut the fuck up.
Quagmire's character died the day they tried to make him an actual character. Quagmire was basically that over hyped friend that'd do crazy shit with his friends.
Now he's just Brian but with the original traits to show he's just a mature rapist. Apparently better than a horny neighbor who's literal gags were based on that.
Now it's creepy anytime Quagmire does his usual shtick.
Also stop with these Quagposts faggot.
Oh, really?
And where the fuck do you get off taking the moral high ground? Who the fuck do you think you are? You're also hitting up on your best friend's wife, and to make matters even worse, you thought Meg was fair game when she finally turned eighteen, you sick pervert. And what about all those times you slipped roofies to women or used a tranquilizer dart to subdue them so you could have your way with them? You're not honest about jack shit. And then you have the unmitigated gall to call me a "Sponge" when all you do is mooch off of Peter, and you're an airline pilot? I know how much money airline pilots make, you stingy miser! And you have the nerve to criticize my fathering skills? When was the last time you saw your own daughter that you gave up for adoption? At least I tried to be a good father, and you practically put your own daughter in an orphanage! I could forgive all of that if you weren't such a pervert and a hypocrite! Fuck you, Glen! Go to Hell!
gigity
Post-cancellation Brian had clearly gone from "It's funny because he's a drunk, sarcastic dog" to "Seth and the writer's uber-progressive self insert" and the fanbase had started to be vocal about it
Even though they tried stuff like "Republicantown" to paint Brian as an easily swayed flake it didn't take because for the 23 other episodes in the season it was the same old same old
So they came up with this, where the implied (and sometimes stated) rapist fans love called out the self-insert in a backhanded "he's saying what you're all thinking but look who's saying it" scene
This also didn't work because this scene is still used to this day to describe Brian
This thread again? How many years has it been and you're still having this exact same thread?
At least I'm not a Republican Rapist and Pedophile.
This is a bad response.
They really ruined Quagmire once they started making him a more serious character. having him act morally superior at all to anyone is fucking retarded, when his entire character before hand is depraved sexual fiend, and rape.
Why is anyone in this thread acting like it's a critique of character when it's McFarlane just shitting on liberals not realizing he himself is one.
shut up rapist and didn't you get caught spying on lois in the bathroom you hypocrite scumbag
I thought he was shitting on the people who hate him since Brian is his alter-ego and the episode is about him realizing not to waste time trying to make Quagmire like him.
I think we're more appalled that a pedophile rapist thinks he has the right to call out a left wing douchbag
It's all true, though.
>Brian told Meg to stay a punching bag for the rest of her life
>Brian saw a car about to fall off a bridge and when he heard the lady had a baby in the car he let the car fall
>rapist
>pedophile
>and worst of all REPUBLICAN.
You people really are literal memes.
Which makes it even worse.
If he has no shame, he has no intention in becoming a better person.
Brian is also a deep seated racist and an alcoholic. Brian isn't that much a good character, but neither is Quagmire
>Brian told Meg to stay a punching bag for the rest of her life
The other option was her going to jail again.