Star Wars Rebels

Why does pic related trigger people so much?

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spinning is always a good trick
>Crouch + forward + attack

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my rofl copter goes
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

Spinning energy would not generate lift in such a manner. It would at that point be more practical to just wear jetpacks.

Because it's stupid, which is saying a lot considering we're talking about Star Wars

Everyone suddenly forgot that Star Wars has had person-sized anti-gravity repulsorlifts from the beginning

Like this guy

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Trying moves in that game always killed me.
I just do better spamming jump and attack

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I don't really care about the "realism" or whatever.
It just looks kinda silly

It's really dumb. About as dumb as lightsaber knees.

what if somebody had a body made out of lightsabers?

It would be extremely painful...

You're a saber guy

...

Lightsabers are light, not physical. They should not function in this way.

>Spinning energy beams should not make you fly, not even a little.
>Its extremely visible and makes you very easy to shoot at.
>Its looks stupid.

How many people do you think justified it with "Lol space magic"?

the lightsaber blades themselves are not generating lift.

The hilts have mini-repulsor lifts(the tech that makes stuff like speeders and ships and even han) float in Star Wars in them.

>Lightsabers are light, not physical
wrong, the blades and hilts have weight to them and they can interact with stuff

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How would that even look?
Is it like a guy made out of a bunch of laser swords stitched together?

The hovering device is inside the disk and it does require to spin, but the beams themselves do nothing to generate lift.

why are the blades spinning?

I guess like this but more lightsabers

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He has a body made out of lightsabers that are stuck together through a mixture of flesh and metal. There is a cage of lightsabers that protects the vital organs which are kept pumping through cybernetics. He is forced to painfully swallow lightsaber crystals through his flesh esophagus where the mechanical stomach will put them to use and charge the lightsaber body until it is used up and then regurgitated back out of the esophagus. The limbs are all made out of lightsabers which are inserted into the fleshy joints where the arms and legs would be. The head is all flesh of course. And when he needs to run, he lays down on his back and hover like a hovercraft after opponents with his lightsaber limbs on.

same reason as pain roadrunner dashing across water in Nart

Inquisitor blades spin as a means of intimidation and to make up for how the Inquisitors are not as capable as some Jedi.

It would look weird for the saber to not be spinning with them flying so they opted to have them spin.

It was a show aimed at kids, just like as a kid you thought the Darth Maul double sided lightsaber was cool and now you hate it.
the only good thing rebels did was make a bunch of things canon again.

I'm on it hold up

>same reason as pain roadrunner dashing across water in Nart

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>Get killed off

>Show quality goes up.

What did they mean by this?

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>that's not how lift works
>it's undeniably kino af

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It does look stupid.

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