I don't want to see Harley Quinn anymore. I don't want to see Margot Robbie playing her. I don't want to see the one in the full jester suit. I don't want to see this fucking character ever again. >but you posted her! Yes, to illustrate what I don't want to see any more of.
From her very foundation she is a terrible character. She is the sexy girl version of the Joker, another low-quality character. She is the Joker of Sex.
We're even supposed to believe the premise that she was the Joker's prison psychologist before his madness (something we are typically told he has, but not shown) somehow corrupted her. Did he burn a pile of money in front of her? Did he do his signature autism giggle? It isn't relevant because this part of her backstory will be rebooted and reinterpeted a hundred more times. What matters is that she was the only human stupid enough to be mind-broken by an incredibly dull clown larper, a man so lacking in interesting things to do that he has to punctuate his sentences with evil laughter so the reader remembers that he's Sooo Crazy.
Oh, and she hits people with a big hammer.. or an EPIC looking nail-bat. Wow. Now THAT is a kooky thing for a tough female supervillain to do. BONK! Yep, she does slapstick.. Yep, she's a clown. Normal? Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.
Oh, but we don't want to tie her down to the Joker... In some versions she breaks up with the Joker for funny reasons, in others he was super DARK and Abusive. When this happens, the series usually treats Harley setting out on her own as an exciting and totally crazy event. She's totally unleashed, she's totally off the chain, she's running amok. The thing is, much like the Joker, she never has anything fucking interesting to do.
Oh, now she's lesbians with the green one. Poison Ivy or whatever. I'm a lot more interested in what some vegan supervillain is up to, because at least Ivy has something resembling a motive. When separated from Joker, Harley has no clear motive, something the franchise always compensates for by having her loudly declare how happy she is to be totally free. Spending every day being free and sexy and lesbians with the green lady. Hot!
The truth is that outside of maybe two or three iterations, the Joker fundamentally is not an interesting character and he does not make for engaging stories. He is at his best in a campy Adam West setting. It takes really good writing to make his character even remotely worth exploring. (In some series, the writers have such trouble thinking of ways to make the Joker compellingly crazy that they give him a special gas that makes you laugh and be evil. Wow... how Crazy!) Harley, the Sex Joker, inherits all the deficiencies of the Non-Sex Joker.
Harley isn't in the Adam West series. She is not in the killing joke. She is not in the one good Nolan movie. She is not in the aptly named Joker movie (which by all accounts was not great, but at least tried to give him a personality). Harley is only dredged up when a batman series wants to distinguish itself as oh-so-sexy, gritty, and dark. I guess they put her in the kids cartoons too. Kids love a clown.
Jacob Russell
In summary: Harley is a stupid character with a stupid premise. She has annoying mannerisms. Her old design evokes 90s-era Hot Topic (shit) and her current redesign makes her a rave chick (shittier). She is either cackling, flirting, hitting someone, or proclaiming her independence. People seem to love this character but I doubt they have any idea why. The best thing I could say about Harley is that if you like goth girls, you could probably cum to a drawing of her with relative ease.
I've really fucking had it with this character and I mean it. I held my tongue for years, and I really never want to see her again. Harley Quinn fans need to form some kinda suicide squad. I heard if you mix bleach and ammonia it makes Joker Gas.
So uhh could you write a detailed torture porn story of harley getting raped and killed? You would do me a big favor
Zachary Thompson
Shut the fuck up, retard.
How do I know you are a big Dr. Doom fan?
Christian Nguyen
No, but at this rate I imagine DC will put one out by 2025. Critics will pan it but comic enjoyers will put out hourlong videos about how it's groundbreaking.
>From hot zany sidekick to progre slut how dissapointing.
Kayden Allen
Well I hope they make harley a cuck in this one throw in ivy hell maybe even this punchline chick, there could be potential
Eli Foster
I'm not. Who?
Colton James
I agree with you mostly but there are some things you’re saying are wrong, there’s multiple comics that show Harleen being corrupted and seduced by the Joker it’s been shown, and obviously it’ll be shown again that’s how comics work. Also, and this is just your ignorance about the subject, she was created in a kids cartoons as a one off sidekick to the joker and fans thought she was so interesting that they later gave her an episode where she broke up with the Joker and went to stay with Ivy, so that’s been in her history since the beginning. The bisexual thing is new I believe, that’s just trendy. But yeah sadly a huge evil corporation owns the comics, and if a character has merch that sells well in hot topic, then they become important characters in the comics at least for a while. And that sucks for all of us but here’s hoping she’ll fade away or get her own universe to be a slut in or something. Also I’m pissed that the first photo is the most recent one there and then the rest are her outfits in order, why are they all not in order.
Carson Brown
All good points, OP. I kinda want to dig into DC's history to see how they went from writing Superman to becoming Fuckboy Central fifty years before anyone else.
Josiah Watson
I’d personally like to see more elseworlds stories with the roles in the Joker/Harley dynamic between switched, a la Telltale.
Okay I'll admit, yes, I did not know that Harley began as a one-off in a little baby cartoon for kids. This doesn't soften my opinion on her, although the idea of her being a one-off sounds pretty good
Wyatt Miller
of course someone like you would shit all over the best villain in batman. let me guess shes not empowered enough? arent you satisfied, havent you ruined enough comics
Hudson Hill
>25 years >25 Harleys That's about 75 too much.
John Flores
tldr
Elijah Cooper
>I don't want to see Harley Quinn anymore Fuck your greentext, you're the otter eating the watermelon.
Angel Clark
Nigga just close your eyes, walk away from the screen
Jeremiah Jones
>Oh, now she's lesbians with the green one. Poison Ivy or whatever. They're not together in comic canon, and they're not even friends. I'm just going to assume the rest of your rant is inaccurate
Buddy that was fucking 5 years ago, and they weren't a couple even then. It was just fanservice pandering of "OHMYGODTHEYKISSED" bullshit.
Currently they're not on speaking terms, and the last person Harley hooked up with is Booster Gold. You're an idiot.
Juan White
Okay. So don't read her comics or watch movies with her in them. Simple as that.
Lucas Sullivan
I'm not debating the fucking canonicity of their lesbian relationship. I meant they are repeatedly being shipped together in the series and apparently it's true, they are. Unfortunately, having a girl to kiss just isn't enough to propel Harley into mediocrity. Maybe she just needs to deliver some more lines that make her sound like a DDLG roleplayer
Angel Thomas
>I meant they are repeatedly being shipped together in the series and apparently it's true What series? Comics? Because they've never pulled the trigger on that, and most people hate it. They only people screeching for it are shipping autists but that's true of nearly any fandom.
Could you at least rant about something relevant? You didn't even know the current state of Harley, and just want to bitch about that god awful animated solo series she just had on DC streaming which might as well be a different character entirely. I get the frustration of the character push but at least stay informed
Jaxson Rogers
>e-educate yourself on mistress harleen quinzel I fucking refuse. Does she really have a new DC streaming show where she's a new character entirely? If true, I think that's a step in the right direction for her
Luke Harris
GET FUCKED FAGGOT
Seriously this board is filled with Gwenpool spam, Gwenpool is a straight up stupid character premise and inconsistent and poorly written low quality character and you never bitch about the character, in fact I'm pretty sure you are the one shilling this objectivelly low quality character every single time like the cancer shill you are, Gwenpool a "real world" character with a personality more 2 dimensional and irrealistic than most Marvel characters
OP is a fake ass falseflagger who clearly don't read comics shilling the crap he personally likes while bashing shit outside his garbage pet company.
Get
Fucked
Aiden Green
>Does she really have a new DC streaming show where she's a new character entirely? If true, I think that's a step in the right direction for her The show is hot garbage and pulls/magnifies everything wrong with her from the New 52 era. Current canon Harley is actually a fucking character, and had a decent arc post Joker. You should read it. Basically Margret Robbie and that shitty cartoon are watered down versions at this point I'm still waiting for Tommy to show up, who claims to like Harley but in reality just uses her as an excuse to shitpost about his usual stuff
Lincoln Morales
based gwenpool schizo
Wyatt Morales
same but also Deadpool
Levi Morris
Deadpool is annoying for a lot of the same reasons, but at least they can usually find something interesting for him to do. His slapstick is a little better and even better, he's not a wh*te woman.
Joseph Morgan
>Brazil >real name is Tommy What? Namorfag is American, Ladderbro is British, Barneyfag is Canadian
