I don't care what anyone else says, Rose quartz in the perfect waifu and I'm heartbroken she's not real
Tall girl with poofy hair, free spirit, in awe at the beauty of the world, and there's some punk rock rose concept art
why did they do it?
why did they create such a beautiful creature and barely show her at all? I dont give a shit about steven universe, I want the Greg and Rose show!
She's not gonna fuck you bro.
I KNOW, THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM!!!
My fat wife Rose was always the smartest and most beautiful woman in the universe.
i have no idea what any of the words in this image are supposed to be saying
she would if she were real
Rose a slut
probably but she was also just so cool. Casual FWB rose quartz.
also yeah I agree, no way rose was really in a traditional monogomous human relationship with greg, she was a free loving hippy and greg was just her chosen mate.
That Rose knew what would have happened.
She always knew Steven Universe would have united Homeworld and Earth.
She knew about everything because she used a very powerful Sapphire that could see all the possible futures, it was Padparadscha.
But after Paddy's role came to an end Rose had to blind her with retardation.
Rose would laugh at any attempt at sex you threw at her. She's a land whale who sat like a carcass while Greg one pump chumped inside her.
Dude, Rose was Pink Diamond the whole time, and her personality is the same regardless of what she looks like. Saying she's "not real" is incorrect. Pink Diamond is your waifu, but she goes from thicc to tol. You're kinda limiting your options with this weird attitude of yours.
ROSE WOULD FUCK YOUR LITTLE WORLD UP AND GULP YOUR ENTIRE GLIZZY
AND I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH ANY MAN WHO SAYS IT ISN'T SO
Holy shit, I never thought it would happen but I found someone on my exact same wavelength. Also, why the fuck is the animation in that prequel episode where they dance together so much fucking better than every other episode of the show?
I doubt either of us are close enough to Rose to be interested in eachother.
that's stupid
what? I know it' the same person but I wouldn't like her during her pink diamond years. Her form as rose quarts is hotter and she like, changed over the coarse of her life.
this
EXACTLY RIGHT MY GUY? Like, I dont know if they realized what they where doing when they made this absolute perfect womannnn
and I said she's not real cause she's not real, she's a fucking cartoon character.
People's love for their waifu goes a long way. I hope your love for rose takes you far in life.
one day our waifus will be real.
One day we will get teleported in the reality of ideal waifus.
sigh another esl thread
I feel you, homie, it's the only reason i watched the show.
I don’t
Why is the same girl there 4 times
Keikaku is master plan, Time Stone is time control
I wish I could be Rose's lover.
You see this pic? I'm self inserting as Pearl here. I want so much to love Rose.
lol she's a slut who'd get bored with you after fucking for a week.
Well you should care because I say you are CORRECT!
Lol
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Rose Quartzes in general, or Pink pretending to be who she wishes she was and would have been if the Diamonds knew how to communicate their internal selves?
Nah.
The fact there were no orange Sapphires in the Courts implies they were killed at emergence usually.
That said, its interesting to think that Pink somehow had to game the predictions of her own Sapphires to prevent them from seeing any possibility of her revealing herself. Like one seeing the path where she was captured and brought before Yellow or Poofed or something.
>Best waifiu
>Loves life
>Loves humans
>Is Thick and Tall
>Never gets tired
>Always down for whatever
>Died for some dick
>Fucks constantly
>Has major DSL
>Will be there with you forever and will outlive you.
>Will love you always
Yeah she is great.
