"You know, no man's ever been this nice to me without, you know, wanting something in return."
"I was going to ask for a glass of water but now I feel kind of guilty about it."
"Homer, you're just a big sack of sugar."
"Thanks. You did say sugar, right?"
He should change his name to CHAD
Man. Early Homer was pretty cool
Early Homer was a legitimately good, if flawed, man. The last 20 years he's just been a borderline-abusive retarded psychopath.
Season 1 was so normal its shocking how much he devolved.
They had to change it in order to get the "edgy" audience that liked Family Guy and South Park
Even in season 6 he's more of a buffoon than a well meaning simple man.
Nobody said it was a recent issue
Homer was a chad wasnt he
It always bothered me that every time the writers toyed with the idea of separating Marge and Homer, they took for granted that Marge would get a better husband and Homer would live unhappy the rest of his life, I saw an alternate reality where a single or divorced Homer met Lurleen.