Pardon me! What time is it, please?

>Pardon me! What time is it, please?

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> It's 08:30

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he looks like a normal guy, but after years of brainwashing. that's why this soyak is the funnies

>Time? I wouldn't know, I don't believe in illusions

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>22:31, UTC.

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It's time for you to get a watch.

>Be polite
>Haha cuck

This is how Zig Forums melted your brain

00:32 och jag tänker begå självmord, önska mig lycka till

>>Be polite
>>Haha cuck

>This is how Zig Forums melted your brain

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>>Be polite
>>Haha cuck
>This is how Zig Forums melted your brain

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t.CostaRica

>He thinks I care about what whatever creeps in thinks about any subject lmao.jpg

>Noooo user, don't do it, don't take your life!!!!
>It's only an impulse, it will pass, you'll feel better!!!!
>You have so much to live for, think of your family!!!!

do an hero user, make us proud. which method are you going for?

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Knife because it's all I got. Would do something less painful if I knew how to.

Sov gott

>haha I'm going to post something intentionally soyish so that people soypost my post

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>>haha I'm going to post something intentionally soyish so that people soypost my post

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Look at that jawline. He should be a Gigachad, not a Soyjack

>GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING PHONE, I JUST NEED TO CHECK TIME
>DO IT AND I WON'T DO A THING TO YOU!
>THERE, GOOD

>*BANG BANG BANG*

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what's wrong with asking someone the time? I don't have a fucking clock and I sometimes go out without a smartphone

>what's wrong with asking someone the time? I don't have a fucking clock and I sometimes go out without a smartphone

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>Time you got a watch!

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Based

I posted in on purpose and was laughing at the thought of someone quoting it as a soyak, but seeing it really is even more funny. Thanks!

>I posted in on purpose and was laughing at the thought of someone quoting it as a soyak, but seeing it really is even more funny. Thanks!

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>I posted in on purpose and was laughing at the thought of someone quoting it as a soyak, but seeing it really is even more funny. Thanks!

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seriously, I think I might be seriously mentally ill, because I do posts like that and imagine such things and crack up hard pretty often

>seriously, I think I might be seriously mentally ill, because I do posts like that and imagine such things and crack up hard pretty often

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>seriously, I think I might be seriously mentally ill, because I do posts like that and imagine such things and crack up hard pretty often

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>seriously, I think I might be seriously mentally ill, because I do posts like that and imagine such things and crack up hard pretty often

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this is like in one of my delusions

>this is like in one of my delusions

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>this is like in one of my delusions

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>this is like in one of my delusions

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